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Ok BE HONEST…

December 26, 2007 at 10:09 am · Filed under Gifts, Toyboy

Did you really ENJOY getting all those cutesy little gifts for Christmas from every person in your address book? You know the ones ~~

Smellies, of the candle or cosmetic variety that immediately turn your stomach or give you a rash.

Chocolates you are not supposed to eat or have nuts in to break your teeth or catch under your dentures.

A tasteless little ornament, to clutter a shelf and give you stress every time you see it.

Travel slippers three sizes to small



So here’s what I got:

 

 

 

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I bet that he probably made you smile.

When you’re finished trying to see up his loincloth, (and you just looked again, didn’t you??) now put him back and remember I got him first!

 

Thank you Santa!

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My Escort

February 20, 2007 at 1:04 pm · Filed under Blog Awards, Grandad, Toyboy

Since my Truelove Grandad lives half way up a mountain and refuses to come down and escort me to the Awards Ceremony, I have the problem of finding a suitable alternative.

It will have to be a Toyboy!

Now how should I go about this?

He must be tall, slim and strong with a few soft parts!

Now where will I start? No time for Speed-dating.

Yipee! I found him.

He is a Cork Man. Hope you approve!

Grannymar’s Escort

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