- Accept the fact that some days you’re the pigeon, and some days you’re the statue!
- Since it’s the early worm that gets eaten by the bird, sleep late.
- Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.
- Never buy a car you can’t push.
- Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you won’t have a leg to stand on.
- Nobody cares if you can’t dance well. Just get up and dance.
- Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.
- Some mistakes are too much fun to make only once.
- A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.
- Save the earth….. It’s the only planet with chocolate!* I THINK !!!!
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