Thursday Special ~ Father of my Kids
Guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says “Hello!!!”. He’s rather taken aback because he can’t place where he knows her from. So he says…”do you know me???”… to which she replies…” I think you’re the father of one of my kids”….
Completely shocked…the guy’s mind travels back to the only time when he was unfaithful to his wife and says…” My God!… are you the stri**er from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table???!!”
Confused… she looks into his eyes and says calmly…
” No… I am your son’s teacher”
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Thanks to my pal Noreen for this one
The Laughing Housewife said,
February 7, 2013 at 12:11 pm
Heeheeheehee!
Got a feeling I might have used this one but, if not, I am SO stealing it
Grannymar said,
February 7, 2013 at 2:32 pm
Tilly - Steal away.
mayo said,
February 7, 2013 at 5:12 pm
Isn’t it interesting how we sometimes incriminate ourselves, before we know the whole story.
Grannymar said,
February 7, 2013 at 5:14 pm
Mayo - You can confide in me. What have you done now?
The Old Fossil said,
February 7, 2013 at 6:07 pm
Just look for the redheaded hatchlings running around, GM. That’s a great place to start.
Grannymar said,
February 7, 2013 at 7:16 pm
Fossie - I searched everywhere and could not find them.
Dianne said,
February 7, 2013 at 7:51 pm
Still laughing over this one. Dianne
Warren Lieberman said,
February 7, 2013 at 8:19 pm
Open mouth, stick foot in.
Grannymar said,
February 8, 2013 at 6:38 am
Dianne - It was funny.
Warren - Two feet, I would say.
Maxi said,
February 8, 2013 at 2:05 pm
Omg, I will be laughing all day about this one.
Blessings ~ Maxi
Grannymar said,
February 8, 2013 at 2:20 pm
Maxi - Laughter is good for the soul.