Thursday Special ~ Morris
Morris , an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.
A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.
A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, ‘You’re really doing great, aren’t you?’
Morris replied, ‘Just doing what you said, Doc: ‘Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.”
The doctor said, ‘I didn’t say that.. I said, ‘You’ve got a heart murmur; be careful.’
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I hope Ramana pays more attention to his doctor than Morris does!
The Old Fossil said,
March 1, 2012 at 7:22 am
He has some pretty wily and motivated widows around him. I think the doctor is fighting an uphill battle with Ramana.
Grannymar said,
March 1, 2012 at 9:03 am
Tee O - Rumour has it he is working on his quick step in order to catch them!
Mayo said,
March 1, 2012 at 12:33 pm
I’m with Rummy, at 82 who gives a crap about the heart murmur. Anything to keep the blood flowing at that age is worth it.
Grannymar said,
March 1, 2012 at 1:57 pm
Mayo - I’ll remind you when you reach 82….. years of age!
Nancy said,
March 1, 2012 at 3:33 pm
Grannymar,
This story reminds me of the old guy who went to the doctor and told him that sometimes when he had sex he got terrible chills afterwards, and sometimes he got so hot he thought he had a fever.
The doctor asked to speak to the man’s wife who said,” Oh, I know why that is. He can only do it twice a year.Once in January and once in August.”
Mayo said,
March 1, 2012 at 3:56 pm
Nancy, have you been talking to my wife. For God’s sake you else are you going to tell.
You wait til you get back to Pa. Your as- is grass.
Mayo said,
March 1, 2012 at 3:58 pm
Nancy you have me so upset I wrote “you” instead of “who”.
Mercyn said,
March 1, 2012 at 4:47 pm
I guess there are advantages to hearing loss.
Grannymar said,
March 1, 2012 at 4:47 pm
Nancy - that sounds like Ma…..
wait now I promised not to tell!
Mayo - Calm down. There is nobody else out there reading this!
Grannymar said,
March 1, 2012 at 4:57 pm
Mercyn - I suppose if we look hard enough there is a good side to everything.
The Old Fossil said,
March 1, 2012 at 6:34 pm
Everybody relax. Google recorded everything immediately as soon as everyone put it in. Mayo’s wife already had the information and the authorities have been contacted about the threat against Nancy’s as-.
I have been talking with several people who can help you with this, Mayo. Just send me a check to cover expenses, which are nominal.
Grannymar said,
March 1, 2012 at 6:47 pm
Tee O - Do I get a cut?
The Old Fossil said,
March 1, 2012 at 7:12 pm
GM, you get your normal commission on this.
I’d like to thank you for doing your patriotic duty. Elly can be proud of your service.
Nick said,
March 1, 2012 at 7:13 pm
I think if I were Morris, I’d do the same. However I’m going to die, I’d like it to happen while I was having a good time!
Mayo said,
March 1, 2012 at 7:27 pm
Now I’m being black mailed. if comes down to money for a smile on my face after the heart attack, I’m in.
Grannymar said,
March 1, 2012 at 8:12 pm
Tee O - I do my best!
Nick - Me too. I want to die happy.
Mayo - Way to go!
Rummuser said,
March 2, 2012 at 1:59 pm
My doctor says get as many hot mommas as possible and as quickly as possible because you need to speed up things a bit.
Grannymar said,
March 2, 2012 at 2:38 pm
Ramana - I hope you are listening to your doctor!
The Laughing Housewife said,
March 2, 2012 at 2:40 pm
Another great one I have to steal!
Grannymar said,
March 2, 2012 at 2:48 pm
Tilly - I hope you noticed the line I stole from you for my fishy post.
Mayo said,
March 2, 2012 at 9:26 pm
Grannymar, I think Rummy is listening to his doctor. I hear he is on his way to Ireland to pick one up.
Grannymar said,
March 2, 2012 at 9:30 pm
Mayo - Rummy coming to Ireland to pick up a doctor?
blackwatertown said,
March 2, 2012 at 11:52 pm
Doctors often seem to have trouble getting the correct message across. Your story reminds me of the classic saucy seaside postcard, which depicts an anxious patient, a nurse with a pan of water and a red-faced doctor hurrying towards them, crying out: “No nurse, I said to prick his boil!”
Grannymar said,
March 3, 2012 at 8:54 am
BWT - What a story to wake up to!
The Laughing Housewife said,
March 3, 2012 at 2:40 pm
I had to go back and check; I missed it first time around