Thursday Specials ~ At the Dentist
Next time you use a pair of latex gloves when you’re painting or crafting, you’re going to smile when you think of this:
A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was nervous, so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves.
‘Do you know how they make these gloves?’ he asked.
‘No, I don’t,’ she replied.
‘Well,’ he spoofed, ‘there’s a building in Canada with a big tank of latex, and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes of the right size.’
She didn’t crack a smile.
But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the procedure, she burst out laughing.
‘What’s so funny?’ he asked.
‘I was just envisioning how condoms are made!’
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Thanks Brighid for sending this…..
Rhyelysgranny said,
September 1, 2011 at 8:21 am
Love it. I am going to send this to my daughter. She is a dentist.
Milward said,
September 1, 2011 at 1:01 pm
When you are hot– you are hot.” Brighid, what size is your biggest box?
Rummuser said,
September 1, 2011 at 1:35 pm
Little old ladies have spectacular imagination!
Big John said,
September 1, 2011 at 3:29 pm
So how come they are “one size fits all” ?
Grannymar said,
September 1, 2011 at 9:27 pm
Rhyelysgranny - I hope she likes it.
Milward - You are a terror!
Ramana - Too true!
Big John - We need Mayo to answer that one!
wisewebwoman said,
September 2, 2011 at 12:57 am
Reminds me of the little old lady sitting in the dentist’s chair and just as he tells her to open wide she reaches out and gently holds his boybits in her hands and says:
“Now we’re not going to hurt each other, are we?”
XO
WWW
Grannymar said,
September 2, 2011 at 9:40 am
WWW - I love it!