Thursday Special ~ Driver’s License
A mother is driving her little girl to her friend’s house for a play date.
‘ Mommy ,’the little girl asks, ‘how old are you?’
‘Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,’ the mother replied. ‘It’s not polite.’
‘OK’, the little girl says, ‘How much do you weigh?’
‘Now really,’ the mother says, ‘those are personal questions and are really none of your business.’
Undaunted, the little girl asks, ‘Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?’
‘That’s enough questions, young lady! Honestly!’
The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play.
‘My Mom won’t tell me anything about her,’ the little girl says to her friend.
‘Well,’ says the friend, ‘all you need to do is look at her driver’s license. It’s like a report card, it has everything on it.’
Later that night the little girl says to her mother, ‘I know how old you are. You are 32.’
The mother is surprised and asks, ‘How did you find that out?
‘I also know that you weigh 130 pounds.’ The mother is past surprised and shocked now. ‘How in Heaven’s name did you find that out?’
‘And,’ the little girl says triumphantly, ‘I know why you and daddy got a divorce.’
‘Oh really?’ the mother asks. ‘Why?’
‘Because you got an F in sex.’
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Thanks to Noreen for this weeks little item
rummuser said,
February 10, 2011 at 1:15 pm
Smart girl. I wish that either my mother, when I was young or my wife when I was older had had driving licenses!
nick said,
February 10, 2011 at 1:50 pm
There’s no F in sex. She must be thinking of a fex machine.
Maria said,
February 10, 2011 at 2:09 pm
What a great joke. F in sex and I bet Mom weighed more than 130 pounds. I recently read that most women lie about their weight on their drivers licenses. I will share this joke with friends at coffee this morning. It needs to be told and retold often.
!&@% said,
February 10, 2011 at 4:17 pm
I looked at my license , and it has a M in sex. I didn’t think a person could lower than a F. I must be really really bad!
Grannymar said,
February 10, 2011 at 4:35 pm
Ramana - You didn’t want much!
Nick - Especially if you say it with a Belfast accent!
Maria - Come to Ireland! We are not asked about our weight and since a licence lasts for 10 years, it would not be a good idea. Our driving licence comes in two parts: A paper sheet on which endorsements or offences are recorded and a credit card sized plastic one with embedded photo as well as the usual Name, address, DOB and the categories of vehicle I am allowed to drive on public roads. Only the plastic card needs to be carried and it is acceptable as a means of identification - it saves bringing a passport everywhere with you!
!&@% - Maybe…. just maybe it means Mmmmmmmmm. Sorry I forgot what I was going to say.
wisewebwoman said,
February 10, 2011 at 4:56 pm
Little girl got it wrong:
F is for fantastic. M if for marvellous.
XO
WWW
Grannymar said,
February 10, 2011 at 6:14 pm
WWW - I never thought of that.
Brighid said,
February 10, 2011 at 9:42 pm
Yea, WWW I’m sure the F stands for Fantastic.
tattytiara said,
February 11, 2011 at 4:09 am
That was so cute. Very funny!
Grannymar said,
February 11, 2011 at 9:09 am
TT - glad you enjoyed it!