Thursday Special ~ Wedding Plans
Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.
Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: “Are you the owner?”
The pharmacist answers, “Yes.”
Jacob: “We’re about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?”
Pharmacist: “Of course we do.”
Jacob: “How about medicine for circulation?”
Pharmacist: “All kinds.”
Jacob: “Medicine for rheumatism and scoliosis?”
Pharmacist: “Definitely.”
Jacob: “How about Viagra?”
Pharmacist: “Of course.”
Jacob: “Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?”
Pharmacist: “Yes, a large variety. We sell the works.”
Jacob: “What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson’s disease?”
Pharmacist: “Absolutely.”
Jacob: “You sell wheelchairs and walkers?”
Pharmacist: “All speeds and sizes.”
Jacob: “Great, we’d like to use this store as our Bridal Registry.”
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Thanks Frank, I hope you were not trying this out! 
Rhyelysgranny said,
October 14, 2010 at 8:18 am
Ha Ha Ha
I love the walkers in all speeds. The mind boggles
Grannymar said,
October 14, 2010 at 11:18 am
RG - I love that too!
rummuser said,
October 14, 2010 at 2:27 pm
And you worry about ideas to blog?
bikehikebabe said,
October 14, 2010 at 3:14 pm
I hope he gets a walker with wheels & not the kind that goes CLUNK, CLUNK, CLUNK every time you pick it up & set it down.
Grannymar said,
October 14, 2010 at 5:30 pm
Ramana - sometimes the words seem to stick.
BHB - Have wheels will travel!