Thursday Special ~ The Pastor’s Ass
A Pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.
The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again .
The local paper read:
PASTOR’S ASS OUT FRONT.
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the Pastor
not to enter the donkey in another race..
The next day, the local paper headline read:
BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR’S ASS.
This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the Pastor to get rid of the donkey..
The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a nearby Convent..
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:
NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
The Bishop fainted!
He informed the Nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey,
so she sold it to a farmer for $10.
The next day the papers read:
NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.
This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the
donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.
The next day the headlines read:
NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
The Bishop was buried the next day.
The moral of the story is ….
Being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery.. It can even shorten your life…..So be yourself and enjoy life to the fullest.
Stop worrying about everyone else’s ass and you’ll be a lot happier and live longer!
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With thanks to Cynthia for this weeks fun!
nick said,
July 29, 2010 at 8:09 am
Clearly the Bishop made a bit of an ass of himself.
steph said,
July 29, 2010 at 10:20 am
He-haw! He-haw! He-haw!
Maynard said,
July 29, 2010 at 11:17 am
My neighbor has an”ass”, but I do not know what he does with it.
Rummuser said,
July 29, 2010 at 5:14 pm
Conrad is convinced that my ass deserves to be kicked and he and I are on an intellectual kite flying exercise over at his blog.
Rhyelysgranny said,
July 29, 2010 at 7:11 pm
You made me laugh so much i forgot to comment.
Step - ha ha ha
Darlene said,
July 29, 2010 at 8:49 pm
Tsk, tsk.
Alice said,
July 29, 2010 at 11:21 pm
OMG! That has to be the funniest joke I’ve seen in weeks. Hubby and I both had a hearty laugh–enough so a few years must have been added to our lives! You’ve made our day and we thank you!
gaelikaa said,
July 30, 2010 at 6:08 am
Very funny. This got me out of a bad mood nicely…
Grannymar said,
July 30, 2010 at 9:52 am
Hi Everyone, I was playing away yesterday and I left Tobias to mind the house.
Glad you enjoyed the story.