Thursday Special ~ THE UGLY FROG
An older lady was somewhat lonely and decided she needed a pet to keep her company. So, off to the pet shop she went. She searched and searched. None of the pets seemed to catch her interest, except this ugly frog. As she walked by the jar he was in, she looked and he winked at her..
He whispered, ‘I’M SO LONELY, TOO. BUY ME AND TAKE ME HOME. YOU WON’T EVER BE SORRY.’
The old lady figured, what the heck! She hadn’t found anything else. So, she bought the frog. She placed him in the car, on the front seat beside her. As she was slowly driving down the road, the frog whispered to her ‘KISS ME AND YOU WON’T BE SORRY.’!
So! The old lady figured, WHAT THE HECK, and kissed the frog.
IMMEDIATELY the frog turned into an absolutely gorgeous, sexy, young, handsome prince
THE PRINCE THEN RETURNED THE OLD LADY’S KISS.
SUDDENLY THE OLD LADY FELT HERSELF TRANSFORMING FROM HIS KISS. NOW CAN YOU GUESS WHAT THE OLD LADY TURNED INTO?
COME ON GUESS!
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SHE TURNED INTO THE FIRST ‘TRAVELODGE’ SHE COULD FIND!!!
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Thanks to Noreen for this one
Rhyelysgranny said,
June 10, 2010 at 7:26 am
Grannymar………..STEP AWAY FROM THE FROG!
steph said,
June 10, 2010 at 8:39 am
Grannymar
Dream on!
nick said,
June 10, 2010 at 9:05 am
I’m now on the lookout for female frogs seeking kisses….
Grannymar said,
June 10, 2010 at 10:51 am
Rhyelysgranny - “>Why? (She ask innocently!)
Steph - The world is full of dreamers. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52bh36j023Y
Nick - Happy hunting!
gaelikaa said,
June 10, 2010 at 11:26 am
Great fun! Thanks xxxxx
kenju said,
June 10, 2010 at 12:29 pm
I love your frog graphics! I have a new frog in my collection. I’ll have to put him on the blog soon.
wisewebwoman said,
June 10, 2010 at 2:09 pm
*Snorfle* GM, I’ve passed this on to my WordBuddy who collects these kinds of jokes!
XO
WWW
Mayo said,
June 10, 2010 at 2:10 pm
Croak, Croak!—Mutterings coming from the Prince!
Grannymar said,
June 10, 2010 at 2:18 pm
Gaelikaa - We all need a few lighter moments in our day.
Judy - I will watch out for your frog!
WWW - I hope your WordBuddy enjoys it too.
Mayo - Are you really the Prince in frogs clothing?
Rummuser said,
June 10, 2010 at 3:33 pm
Don’t I look like a frog?
Grannymar said,
June 10, 2010 at 3:49 pm
Ramana - I thought you were a crooner and not a croaker!
I will have to wait until I meet you in the flesh to answer that particular question.
Maria said,
June 10, 2010 at 4:57 pm
Of course she turned into the first travel lodge. Wouldn’t we all? LOL
Grannymar said,
June 10, 2010 at 6:16 pm
Maria - I spent an hour looking for frogs….
I am home making my own dinner!
steph said,
June 10, 2010 at 6:38 pm
Grannymar
You’ve got it real BAD!
The expression is to “meet you in person” NOT to “meet you in the flesh”
Grannymar said,
June 10, 2010 at 9:27 pm
Steph - Have you never heard of the phrase “meet you in the flesh” before? It was used regularly when I was growing up and there was no hidden meaning.
Darlene said,
June 10, 2010 at 10:57 pm
Oh you are baaad, Granymar. Where can I find one of those frogs?
Allice said,
June 10, 2010 at 10:59 pm
Another classic Grannymar. Wonderful.
Baino said,
June 10, 2010 at 11:11 pm
Ha! Don’t we wish . . .all my toy boys are in my head or across the ocean! *sob*
Grannymar said,
June 10, 2010 at 11:52 pm
Darlene - The jump up when you are not looking!
Baino - I know the feeling!
gaelikaa said,
June 11, 2010 at 10:42 am
“Oh, darling darling darling
I can’t wait to see you
You’re picture’s not enough
I can’t wait to touch you
In the flesh”
That’s an old Blondie song. An album track so not too many people would know it. But I do….
Grannymar said,
June 11, 2010 at 6:51 pm
Alice - I found you in the bin!
Gaelikaa - I think that Blondie song was after my time and seems to have a different meaning.