Thursday Special ~ The Rabbit and the Blonde
A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road.
He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car.
The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over and gets out to see what has become of the rabbit. Much to his dismay, the rabbit is dead.
The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry.
A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway sees a man crying on the side of the road and pulls over..
She steps out of the car and asks the man what’s wrong.
“I feel terrible,”he explains,”I accidentally hit this rabbit and killed it.”
The blonde says, ” Don’t worry.”
She runs to her car and pulls out a spray can.
She walks over to the limp, dead rabbit, bends down, and sprays the contents onto the rabbit.
The rabbit jumps up, waves its paw at the two of them and hops off down the road.
Ten feet away the rabbit stops, turns around and waves again, he hops down the road another 10 feet, turns and waves, hops another ten feet, turns and waves and repeats this again and again and again, until he hops out of sight.
The man is astonished.
He runs over to the woman and demands, “What is in that can? What did you spray on that rabbit?”
The woman turns the can around so that the man can read the label.
It says..
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(This is bad!)
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(You know you could just click off and not read the punch line….)
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Ξ
(You can still delete it)
Ξ
(Last chance)
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(OK, here it is)
It says,
“Hair Spray -
Restores life to dead hair, and adds permanent wave.”
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Thank you Ramana for this story
Milward said,
May 27, 2010 at 11:34 am
Grannymar, take two aspirins and go back to bed.
Magpie11 said,
May 27, 2010 at 12:20 pm
Oh Grown!
Mayo said,
May 27, 2010 at 12:32 pm
Hair we go, another hairy joke. Ramana, that was hairraising. Very hairoic.
steph said,
May 27, 2010 at 12:34 pm
I found it funny.
Even funny, bunny
Mind you, I found Grannymar’s teasing of us even funnier
kenju said,
May 27, 2010 at 12:48 pm
You just couldn’t help yourself, could you?
(Groan…..lol)
Grannymar said,
May 27, 2010 at 1:30 pm
Milward - Back to bed in the day time? That is only for old men!
Magpie - Give it time… it will grow on you!
Mayo - You hang on to your locks when Ramana catches up with you!
Steph - glad it tickled your bunny bone!
Judy - How right you are!
Millie said,
May 27, 2010 at 1:43 pm
Gone today –hair tomorrow.
Thank God for the “spray”.
nick said,
May 27, 2010 at 1:43 pm
But the effects of the spray will wear off eventually. So watch out for a desperate-looking rabbit in your local pharmacy asking for the largest can of hair spray they’ve got.
Nancy said,
May 27, 2010 at 3:21 pm
Milward - Back to bed in the day time? That is only for old men!
OR, Grannymar, WITH old men…… At our age we can’t be choosy anymore!
Alice said,
May 27, 2010 at 5:54 pm
Groooooooooooan! One o’the best!
Magpie11 said,
May 27, 2010 at 6:21 pm
Worthy of Mrs Foot!
Lettuce Spray.
Grannymar said,
May 27, 2010 at 7:33 pm
Millie - You hang on to that spray can.
Nick - I think I have seen a few rabbits in the queue already!
Nancy - OLD MEN! You will spoil my reputation!
Alice - We all need a good groaner now and again.
Magpie - Amen!
Darlene said,
May 27, 2010 at 8:51 pm
Aaaagh! That was bad.
Rummuser said,
May 28, 2010 at 3:34 pm
Milward, I have no hare to raise.
gaelikaa said,
May 29, 2010 at 7:53 am
Sometimes it is good to be uncomplicated, whether you are blonde or not….
Grannymar said,
May 29, 2010 at 12:37 pm
Darlene - Some you win, some you…..!
Ramana - Hair or hare; you are You!
Gaelikaa - Very true, and I like being uncomplicated!