Thoughts
Since I am on a semi-holiday my brain has gone for a walk….
So today I have four thoughts to share:-
Wrinkles don’t hurt.
Laughing is good exercise. It’s like jogging on the inside.
Growing up is mandatory; growing old is optional.
Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.
Mayo said,
May 8, 2010 at 2:22 pm
Bad house pet: An elephant produces about 50 pounds of poop every day.
I will stick with a pet rock.
Salad said,
May 8, 2010 at 2:24 pm
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Millie said,
May 8, 2010 at 2:27 pm
My wild oats have turned into shredded wheat.
Maynard said,
May 8, 2010 at 2:30 pm
When everything comes your way, you’re in the wrong lane. ( I hope Conrad reads this)
Gail said,
May 8, 2010 at 2:32 pm
I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out.
ToBruisedToTalk said,
May 8, 2010 at 2:39 pm
Ocean water contains traces of gold. if you collect enough of it, you may get an ounce.
BathroomBound said,
May 8, 2010 at 2:44 pm
“You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-lax. Tomorrow you’ll be afraid to cough”—-Pearl Williams
Nancy said,
May 8, 2010 at 4:23 pm
” I always thought a terminal illness was when you got sick at the airport.”
Grannymar said,
May 8, 2010 at 7:58 pm
Mayo - The pet rock, is it a band?
Salad - Sometimes…. only sometimes!
Millie - A good breakfast will set you up for the day.
Maynard - If you are on the right side of the road, then you are wrong - In this country anyway!
Gail - I think it has something to do with all the chocolates!
ToBruisedToTalk - Welcome to the gang. I think you should bathe those bruises gently with the golden water!
BathroomBound - I think that would be dangerous advice for me right now.
Nancy - Visits to our Irish & UK airports have a terminal feel about them due to the volcanic ash!
Magpie11 said,
May 8, 2010 at 8:09 pm
Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.
Mark Twain
Magpie11 said,
May 8, 2010 at 8:10 pm
I like this one:
It takes a long time to become young.
– Pablo Picasso
Grannymar said,
May 8, 2010 at 10:31 pm
Magpie - I have waited so long to be young that I have wrinkles on my wrinkles!
bikehikebabe said,
May 9, 2010 at 1:34 am
“The 1st hiker scares the snake. The 2nd hiker gets bit.”
(That’s what Daddy told me, walking behind him in the tall grass. I had said I was glad not to be 1st, because of snakes.)
Rummuser said,
May 9, 2010 at 8:02 am
Old is Gold. The Bolder silvers get the Older Golders.
Grannymar said,
May 9, 2010 at 8:49 am
BHB - Thankfully we have no snakes in Ireland.
Ramana - ‘Old is Gold. The Bolder silvers get the Older Golders.’ I like it!