Thursday Special ~ Marriage & Men
THERE WERE THREE MEN WANTING TO GET MARRIED.
They desired a housewife to take good care of them.
The first man married a woman from IDAHO. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.
The second man married a woman from TEXAS He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn’t see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table.
The third man married a girl from PHILLY. He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn’t see anything, the second day he didn’t see anything, but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm had healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.
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Another good story from Nancy.
Rummuser said,
April 1, 2010 at 7:14 am
I am not bananas enough to go anywhere near Philadelphia. Wild horses will not be able to drag me there. What would have happened if the third bloke had married an Irish lass?
nick said,
April 1, 2010 at 9:04 am
If I was the first wife I would have told him to take a running jump, never mind the third wife!
Maynard said,
April 1, 2010 at 11:45 am
Nancy, being a PHILLY girl. would you really do that to a man?
I live in Central Pa.., but I’m considering moving west.
Magpie11 said,
April 1, 2010 at 7:48 pm
I’m sure I have heard that before and am not so sure that I haven’t heard at least on other version. BTW over here Philly is a cream cheese spread… which is wonderful by itself on a water biscuit but lends itself to all sorts of treatments with herbs and garlic and the like…
Philly and chopped chilli is good…. philly and pineapple..oops…dairy…sorry Gm.
Nancy said,
April 1, 2010 at 10:09 pm
Hi Maynard,
No, I wouldn’t really do that to a man,especially my husband….
Are you really thinking of moving West? Central Pennsylvania is a wonderful place to be..
Magpie,
We all love Phillie Cream Cheese here.Especially,as you say,with chopped chili and pineapple.Yummmm..
Hope you all have a lovely Easter with your families..
Hello,Grannymar.Can’t forget to greet you!
Grannymar said,
April 1, 2010 at 11:05 pm
Ramana - In this day and age any Irish lass would tell the young man to go look for a slave elsewhere!
Nick - Me too. It is one thing doing chores because you want to, and a totally different ball game when you are TOLD to do them!
Maynard - Why west?
Magpie - Philadelphia cream cheese comes from over the pond. Many a time I had six packs of it in the fridge at once. To make cheese cakes for others and not for me!
Nancy - Hi! It is good to know you are home safe once more.
Baino said,
April 2, 2010 at 3:54 am
Hmm . . must have been a Philly girl in a past wife, I mean life!
Grannymar said,
April 2, 2010 at 7:55 am
Baino - No9t the black eye bit I hope!
Maynard said,
April 2, 2010 at 11:20 am
Nancy, I grew up in Kansas, but since the Jayhawks left me down, maybe not.