Thursday Special ~ Old
‘OLD’ IS WHEN…
Your sweetie says, ‘Let’s go upstairs And make love,’ and you answer, ‘Pick one; I can’t do both!’
‘OLD’ IS WHEN….
Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes And you’re barefoot.
‘OLD’ IS WHEN…
Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
‘OLD’ IS WHEN….
You don’t care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don’t have to go along.
‘OLD’ IS WHEN…
You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police .
‘OLD’ IS WHEN..
‘Getting a little action’ means you don’t need to take any fiber today.
‘OLD’ IS WHEN…
‘Getting lucky’ means you find your car in the parking lot.
‘OLD’ IS WHEN…
An ‘all nighter’ means not getting up to use the bathroom.
AND
‘OLD’ IS WHEN….
You are not sure if these are facts or jokes?
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Thank you Hywel for this weeks contribution.
Nick said,
February 25, 2010 at 11:00 am
Fortunately none of those apply yet, except for the all-nighter. But tell me the same joke in ten years’ time….
Maynard said,
February 25, 2010 at 12:05 pm
I know when I will be old, and that is when my new grand-daughter starts calling me grand- pal.
Debbie said,
February 25, 2010 at 1:05 pm
I needed a little chuckle this morning. Thanks!
gaelikaa said,
February 25, 2010 at 1:22 pm
It’s all in the mind. You can do anything you like whatever your age.
Grannymar said,
February 25, 2010 at 2:31 pm
Nick - If I am still around, remind me!
Maynard - Grandpal is a great name. If I were you I use it right away!
Debbie - Glad to oblige.
Gaelikaa - It is indeed. Now, did anyone see where I left my mind?
Nancy said,
February 25, 2010 at 2:36 pm
Grannymar,
I knew I was getting old when I went to the doctor for my yearly exam..
The nurse started with certain basics.
“How much do you weigh” she asked.
“135″, I replied.
The nurse put me on the scale.
It turns out my weight is 180.
The nurse said,”Your height?”
“5 feet,6inches “, I answered.
The nurse checked and saw that I only measure
5 feet,3inches.
She then took my blood pressure
and told me it was very high.
“Of course,it’s high”,I screamed.
“When I came in here I was tall and slender,
now I’m short and fat.”
She put me on Prozac. What a bitch!
Grannymar said,
February 25, 2010 at 2:38 pm
Nancy - Start eating apples!
Nancy said,
February 25, 2010 at 2:47 pm
What’s apples got to do with anything? Will they make me tall and slender? Will they make me 40 years younger? Will they make me happy and content with my lot?
NO!
But, Prozac will !!!!!
Quiet said,
February 25, 2010 at 2:52 pm
Nancy, I still believe you.
About the nurse being a “bitch”.
Rummuser said,
February 25, 2010 at 2:56 pm
Grannymar and Hywel, why this sudden interest in old age? Neither of you are anywhere near old age!
Grannymar said,
February 25, 2010 at 5:31 pm
Nancy - An apple a day keeps a doctor away!
Quiet - What an unusual name! Was it handed down the family??
Ramana - Writing a will, does not bring death any nearer and writing about old age does not mean we are old!
bikehikebabe said,
February 25, 2010 at 6:24 pm
Nick, the bra-less bringing the wrinkles down from your face will never apply to you. (Being male, you probably don’t “get it” anyway.)
About an apple a day keeping the doctor away— Apples are the worst, along with strawberries, for pesticide toxins. Since we only eat strawberries in season & apples the year around, it’s said to avoid (or at least peal) the apple.
Grannymar said,
February 25, 2010 at 7:45 pm
BHB - We had a rhyme when I was small - ‘An apple a day, keeps the doctor away’!
Magpie11 said,
February 25, 2010 at 8:17 pm
Going bra-less always brings wrinkles to my face….I smile if I see it!
Quiet said,
February 25, 2010 at 9:03 pm
I go bra-less everyday and no one smiles at me.
Magpie11 said,
February 25, 2010 at 11:20 pm
Mm! Overly endowed are you?
bikehikebabe said,
February 25, 2010 at 11:49 pm
“An apple a day, keeps the doctor away” was popular across the pond too. But back then they didn’t spray the trees with toxic pesticides like now. Or as least we didn’t know about it.
I pick my apples off the (unsprayed) tree, except this year the frost killed the blossoms.
patty said,
February 26, 2010 at 12:49 am
cute and some is very true
Grannymar said,
February 26, 2010 at 8:32 am
BHB - I wash all fruit before cutting into or eating it.
patty - I’m not admitting anything!
Quiet said,
February 26, 2010 at 12:34 pm
Magpie, please! Now you are getting personal.
Grannymar, isn’t there a rule about exposing oneself on your blog.
This gentlman(?) is forcing my hand.
Grannymar said,
February 26, 2010 at 12:38 pm
Quiet, stay calm. There is no need to expose yourself
a simple yes or no will do! 