Thursday Special ~ A Bracelet @ Tiffany’s
A lady walks into Tiffany’s. She looks around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet, walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely, she accidentally lets out a fart.
Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn’t pop up right now.
As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a salesman standing right behind her.
Cool as a cucumber, he displays all of the qualities one would expect of a professional salesman in a store like Tiffany’s, and greets the lady with, ‘Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?’
Feeling uncomfortable, but still hoping that the salesman may not have been there at the time of her little ‘accident’, she asks, ‘Sir, what is the price of this lovely bracelet?’
He answers,
‘Madam, if you farted just looking at it, you’re going to shit when I tell you the price!
Tiffany’s DIAMOND LINK BRACELET
Magnificent, classic, chic. Bracelet of round brilliant and baguette diamonds in platinum. £159,500
This little contribution came from my anonymouse friend!
No! Don’t go getting all excited…. he sent the story and not the jewels!
Helen McGinn said,
February 11, 2010 at 8:59 am
*LOL*!
I do love me some Tiffany’s….
Nick said,
February 11, 2010 at 9:08 am
I presume Tiffany’s also offer mortgages.
Grannymar said,
February 11, 2010 at 10:06 am
Helen - I like to look at it, but since I do not live the lifestyle for it, I think I would say no thank you!
Nick - I wonder how many people actually own the items they buy? I mean bought the item with real money and not had to pay back over many months or years.
Magpie11 said,
February 11, 2010 at 12:13 pm
How much of the price goes on the name Tiffany?
Grannymar said,
February 11, 2010 at 6:35 pm
Magpie - 95%?????
goodnightgram said,
February 12, 2010 at 4:44 pm
What a great joke! It reminds me of something that my BIL did a while back. My sister told me they were in a store together and he thought she was behind him. He farted a good one and said, “Whaddya think of that one?” He turned around to find out that my sis wasn’t there. It was another customer. I’m sending my sis your joke!!!
Grannymar said,
February 12, 2010 at 6:05 pm
Welcome goodnightgram,
I knew a guy who let off a quiet stinker one day in a crowded room. Quick as a flash, he turned round and asked “Who did that?” He told me there were embarrassed faces all over the place!
momma said,
February 13, 2010 at 2:16 pm
What a delightful little story. I think anonymous is a great friend to have!!!!
Grannymar said,
February 13, 2010 at 3:05 pm
Momma - My anonymouse friend, is a true friend!
Alice said,
February 15, 2010 at 6:13 pm
Tooooooo funny!
Grannymar said,
February 15, 2010 at 11:29 pm
Alice - It certainly made me chuckle.