Thursday Special ~ Listen up!
A man who went to Church with his wife was always falling asleep during the sermon. The wife decided to do something about this and one Sunday took a long hat pin along to poke him with every time he would doze off.
As the preacher got to a part in the sermon where he shouted out “… and who created all there is in 6 days and rested on the 7th..” She poked her husband who then came flying out of the pew and screamed “Good God all mighty”.
The minister said “that’s right, that’s right” and went on with his sermon.
The man sat back down, muttering under his breath and later began to doze off again when the minister got to “… and who died on the cross to save us from our sins…” the wife hit him again and he jumped up and shouted “Jesus Christ”.
The Minister said “that’s right, That’s Right” and went on with his sermon.
The man sat back down and began to watch his wife and when the minister got to “… and what did Eve say to Adam after the birth of their second child” the wife started to poke the husband but he jumped up and said “If you stick that damn thing in me again I’ll break it off”!
Now wipe that smile off your face and go finish wrapping the pressies! With a special thanks my ‘annnnony mouse’ friend for this weeks humour.
Daniel said,
December 24, 2009 at 6:58 am
That’s a good one, I’ve half a mind to put it in the parish newsletter :-0 Happy Christmas Grannymar to you and your family.
Brighid said,
December 24, 2009 at 8:10 am
A Very Merry Christmas to you and yours.
Nick said,
December 24, 2009 at 10:13 am
So just be careful what you do with your hatpins!
A Very Happy Christmas to you Grannymar.
Maynard said,
December 24, 2009 at 11:46 am
“Jesus Christ ” “Good God all mighty”. ” If you stick that damn thing in me again I’ll break it off”!
What is this world coming to! I sure don’t want my granddaughter here that until she is at least 1 month old.
Rummuser said,
December 24, 2009 at 2:53 pm
Grannymar, You will be knighted for this one, if we had the system in India. Our government spends a fortune on family planning persuading people to restrict their offspring to two with the slogan, WE TWO, OURS TWO. Doesn’t sound quite right in English, but in Hindi it is Hum Do Humarey Do.
Mrs. Eat The Blog said,
December 24, 2009 at 5:32 pm
Merry Christmas, Grannymar.
Your pudding is having a second steaming as we speak.
Annb said,
December 24, 2009 at 5:38 pm
Merry Christmas Grannymar and all the very best for the year ahead.
Annb said,
December 24, 2009 at 5:39 pm
Merry Christmas, and all the very best for the year ahead.
Rhyleysgranny said,
December 24, 2009 at 9:32 pm
May you have friends at your fire, blessings in your home, and joy in your heart.
Merry Christmas
wisewebwoman said,
December 25, 2009 at 4:12 am
Athbhliain Faoi Mhaise Dhuit, a chara, agus Nollaig Shona Dhuit
XO
WWW
gaelikaa said,
December 25, 2009 at 6:25 am
@Rummuser - that fp campaign has given me heartbreak. Hum do humaray char! I couldn’t help it……
Grannymar said,
December 26, 2009 at 6:45 pm
Daniel - Let me know the reaction. Please!
Brighid - I hope the Christmas was how you like it!
Nick - The same to you and Jenny! I put my hatpins to very good use!
Maynard - You just keep Mckenzie away from the blogs for a week or three!
Ramana - I take your word for it.
Mrs E - I hope you enjoyed the pudding and the festivities.
Annb - Thank you Ann. I hope you had a good time too and that 2010 is a healthier one for all the family.
Rhyleysgranny - I was at another fireside this Christmas, now in a house with none but the welcome is no less warm for that!
WWW - Many thanks and may 2010 be special for you!
Gaelikaa -