Thursday Special ~ Courting Couple
One night a guy dropped his girlfriend at her home
As they were about to wish each other goodnight at the front door, the guy started feeling a little in the mood. With an air of confidence, he leaned with his hand against the wall and smiling he said to her
“Honey, would you give me a kiss!”
Horrified, she replied, “ Are you mad? My parents might see us!”
“Oh come on! Who’s gonna see us at this hour?” He asked grinning at her.
“No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?”
“Oh come on! There’s nobody around, they’re all sleeping!”
“No way, it’s just too risky!”
“Oh please, please, I love you so much?”
“No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can’t!”
“Oh yes you can Please?”
“No, no. I just can’t” “I’m begging you….”
Out of the blue, the light on the stairs went on, and the girl’s eldest sister showed up in her pyjamas, hair dishevelled , and in a sleepy voice she said:
“Dad says to go ahead and give him a kiss soon, or I can do it”.
“Or if need be, Mom says she can come down herself and do it, but for God’s sake and all ours…..!”
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TELL HIM TO TAKE HIS HAND OFF THE DOOR BELL
With thanks to Ramana for this one.
gaelikaa said,
December 17, 2009 at 9:09 am
Ramanabhai came up with this? Sounds Irish to me……..
gaelikaa said,
December 17, 2009 at 9:11 am
Then again, it’s universal I suppose……..
Maynard said,
December 17, 2009 at 12:29 pm
They say the reason jokes are so funny is that they are close to reality–I heard that Rummy was dating again!
George@CulinaryTravels said,
December 17, 2009 at 12:37 pm
That had me laughing out loud, excellent.
Magpie11 said,
December 17, 2009 at 1:03 pm
They all go the rounds…. I kicked myself as I couldn’t remember the punch line.
Still make me laugh though.
kenju said,
December 17, 2009 at 1:04 pm
HAHAHAHAHA!!
Nick said,
December 17, 2009 at 2:15 pm
What he should have done, obviously, is kept his hand on the doorbell and he would have got three kisses instead of one.
Grannymar said,
December 17, 2009 at 2:43 pm
Gaelikaa - I think ramanan is more Irish than we are!
Maynard - Where did you hear that one??????
George - I can hear you from here!
Magpie - Sometimes the old ones are the best.
Judy -
Nick - Maybe a clip across the ear would be more like it!
Rummuser said,
December 17, 2009 at 3:48 pm
Yes, Mayo, I am dating again. I am left with no choice in the matter. There are so many after me that I thought it prudent to go steady with one so that it becomes somewhat manageable. Moreover, if I lean on walls, they are likely to collapse. I have enough problems without that happening.
Maynard said,
December 17, 2009 at 4:52 pm
I will support you, Rummy. Bye the way, what are friends for?
Grannymar, maybe it was a dream… ??
Baino said,
December 17, 2009 at 7:35 pm
Hahaha I think Ramana cleaned that one up a little! Very funny.
Maynard said,
December 18, 2009 at 12:15 am
Baino, Rummy has his father looking over his shoulder while he is on the computer, I’m sure Rummy keeps all of his jokes and emails clean…?
Rummuser said,
December 18, 2009 at 12:58 pm
Mayo, you should know better than to suspect my purity. I am cleaner than the cleanest and innocent to boot too.