Grannymar

Thursday Special ~ Shopping

November 19, 2009 at 6:01 am · Filed under humour

Nancy sent this one and I have not stopped laughing since it arrived!

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steph said,

November 19, 2009 at 10:18 am

ROFL Love it!

It’s got Nancy written all over it
Maynard said,

November 19, 2009 at 10:51 am

Steph. since Nancy is written all over it, now it’s time for Nancy to show her face! We want to see how she looks in poke-a-dots
Gail said,

November 19, 2009 at 10:58 am

Grannymar love this post today— just think how much I would save!
Grannymar said,

November 19, 2009 at 11:04 am

Steph - It does indeed.

Maynard - I am sure Nancy looks well in polka dots. She is in your neck of the woods, so watch for her at the Mall! Maybe you even know each other already!

Gail - The thought of you in Polka dots……. I need to sit down fast!
Nick said,

November 19, 2009 at 1:28 pm

Sales assistant: “Certainly madam, but there’ll be an extra charge for the XXXL bottom.”
Brighid said,

November 19, 2009 at 1:38 pm

Oh My Gosh, this one was very funny. It took me a moment to get it, probably shouldn’t admit that but it’s 4:30am, then the little light came on. I must send it on to My Da. He’ll get a laugh out of it as well.
Nancy said,

November 19, 2009 at 2:43 pm

Grannymar,

You may be laughing now but that smile will go away very quickly when you get the letter from my lawyer telling you that I am suing you for using that picture of me in my bikini without my permission.

And, watch your step,Nick, or you’ll be hearing from him,too!

And, Maynard, As any fool can plainly see, I look terrific in my one piece polka dot bikini…
Brighid said,

November 19, 2009 at 3:03 pm

Is it just a Kini if your only wearing half of it?
Magpie11 said,

November 19, 2009 at 5:03 pm

Monkeyni!
Grannymar said,

November 19, 2009 at 5:34 pm

Nick - Exactly!

Brighid - What the He** are you doing up at 4.30am? And yes it is a kini!

Nancy - Don’t you know I was jealous of your wonderful figure since I have only shrivelled walnuts!

Magpie - Monkeyni - that is a new one on me!
Nick said,

November 19, 2009 at 5:35 pm

Nancy, it may have been invasion of privacy but highlighting this shocking state of affairs was clearly in the public interest.
Magpie11 said,

November 19, 2009 at 6:05 pm

Monkey from Mono….. somehow.
Betty said,

November 19, 2009 at 9:37 pm

Oh, my, that is funny! I’m still chuckling.
Maynard said,

November 20, 2009 at 12:31 am

Nancy, Grannymar says that we may live close to each. Was that you I saw in the YWCA pool today trying to tuck everything back into your swimming suit after you jumped off of the diving board? That person should have bought both pieces and not taken the discount!
Gail said,

November 20, 2009 at 12:34 am

Grannymar, what are you trying to say about me? That my rear is to “big”!
Rummuser said,

November 20, 2009 at 6:40 am

Gail, stop fishing for compliments.
Grannymar said,

November 20, 2009 at 9:05 am

Nick - I think Nancy has gone to pack her bikinis for her thanksgiving holidays!

Magpie - OK!

Betty - I am still laughing since yesterday.

Maynard - Nancy is the belle of the pool Aerobics!

Gail - I am unable to see around to the rear for that answer!
Nancy said,

November 20, 2009 at 1:59 pm

Actually, Maynard, what happened when I jumped into the pool at the Y was, that I was trying to tuck them back in after my plunge but was not successful so had to hold them cradled in my hands till I could stuff them in the bottom of my bikini.

I was not fast enough and as I stood there holding them in my arms a small boy came up to me and said, “Lady, if you are going to drown those pups, give me the one with the brown nose.”