Situation Wanted
Carer Nurse seeks a new position of employment
CONDITIONS
- Patient must be out of bed and dressed at crack of dawn before making their own breakfast!
- Exercises to be accompanied with LOUD music and completed in record time - no grumbling allowed.
- Patient should enjoy being frogmarched uphill and down. No wasting time blowing your nose or pausing for breath.
- Patient must help with knitting & sewing chores as required.
- Patient must buy lunch for nurse at least once a week miles away from home.
