Thursday Special ~ The Love Dress
A woman stopped by, unannounced, at her son’s house. She knocked on the door then immediately walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room.
‘What are you doing?’ she asked.
‘I’m waiting for Justin to come home from work.’ The daughter-in-law answered.
‘But you’re naked!’ the mother-in-law exclaimed.
‘This is my love dress,’ the daughter-in-law explained.
‘Love dress? But you’re naked!’
‘Justin loves me to wear this dress,’ she explained.
‘Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours.’
The mother-in-law left. When she got home she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and lay on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive.
Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her lying there so provocatively.
‘What are you doing?’ he asked.
‘This is my love dress,’ she whispered, sensually.
‘Needs ironing,’ he said, ‘What’s for dinner?’
With thanks to Daphne for this weeks humour.
Nick said,
September 3, 2009 at 8:57 am
I’ve heard that one before, it’s very good. I have to say my own love dress doesn’t just need ironing, it probably needs rose-tinted spectacles as well.
steph said,
September 3, 2009 at 9:24 am
Good one!
Chortle! Chortle!
George@CulinaryTravels said,
September 3, 2009 at 10:06 am
Ahh that made me giggle. Thanks for that
Baino said,
September 3, 2009 at 10:44 am
Yeh well mine doesn’t need ironing, it needs taking in!
Rhyleysgranny said,
September 3, 2009 at 1:36 pm
Too close to home re the ironing
wisewebwoman said,
September 3, 2009 at 3:07 pm
I’d like to see the condition of his love suit.
XO
WWW
Grannymar said,
September 3, 2009 at 3:17 pm
Nick - Low lights and soft music work wonders!
Steph -
George - I love to make people giggle.
Rhyleysgranny - The creased look is all the fashion!
WWW - My father used to say “There is nothing like the feel of the silk!”
Rumuuser said,
September 3, 2009 at 3:55 pm
Incredible punch line. I wonder what I will need. Any suggestions?
Maynard said,
September 3, 2009 at 5:25 pm
I thought blindfolds for both were the perfect love devices!
Darlene said,
September 3, 2009 at 5:51 pm
Some things are better left to the young.
Magpie11 said,
September 3, 2009 at 6:12 pm
What’s the fuss about?
As for love suits: Did anyone ever have a fluffy mohair pullover?
Darlene…. Old fiddles my dear, old fiddles.
Grannymar said,
September 3, 2009 at 10:15 pm
Baino - How did I miss you.. It must have been the sylphlike figure of yours!
Ramana - For dinner?
Maynard - Acceptance and reality are far better… and a little bit of silk!
Darlene - The best whisky comes from old casks!
Magpie - I want to hear more about that fluffy mohair pullover!
Magpie11 said,
September 4, 2009 at 4:59 pm
You must remember them…. well….they were HAIRY! Soft and Hairy!
Grannymar said,
September 4, 2009 at 6:01 pm
Magpie - I do indeed remember them and was never comfortable with a ‘Hairy’ sweater. I was expecting to hear an interesting ‘Love Story’ from you about one!
Maureen said,
September 6, 2009 at 5:02 pm
“needs ironing” - too funny