Comments on: Face lift? http://www.grannymar.com/blog/2009/08/28/face-lift/ I am not a has-been. I am a will be. Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we are here we might as well dance Tue, 22 May 2012 08:20:55 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.2 By: Grannymar http://www.grannymar.com/blog/2009/08/28/face-lift/#comment-25703 Grannymar Fri, 28 Aug 2009 17:52:34 +0000 http://www.grannymar.com/blog/?p=4479#comment-25703 BHB - I like a Poloneck, I think it is like your turtlenecks, the collar folds down in two. The keep me warm in winter. They do hide ageing skin and give the illusion of youth. BHB - I like a Poloneck, I think it is like your turtlenecks, the collar folds down in two. The keep me warm in winter. They do hide ageing skin and give the illusion of youth.

]]> By: bikehikebabe http://www.grannymar.com/blog/2009/08/28/face-lift/#comment-25695 bikehikebabe Fri, 28 Aug 2009 15:48:06 +0000 http://www.grannymar.com/blog/?p=4479#comment-25695 My mother-in-law was fair & by her 80's the excess skin from her face fell down onto her neck. She wore turtleneck (up to the chin) necklines which covered that skin. She looked so young. My mother-in-law was fair & by her 80’s the excess skin from her face fell down onto her neck. She wore turtleneck (up to the chin) necklines which covered that skin. She looked so young.

]]> By: Grannymar http://www.grannymar.com/blog/2009/08/28/face-lift/#comment-25691 Grannymar Fri, 28 Aug 2009 14:02:50 +0000 http://www.grannymar.com/blog/?p=4479#comment-25691 Magpie - I don't look quite that bad! ;) Steph - They made a good job of putting things back together. Ramana - I heard that one before, but it is still good. Magpie - I don’t look quite that bad! ;)

Steph - They made a good job of putting things back together.

Ramana - I heard that one before, but it is still good.

]]> By: Rumuuser http://www.grannymar.com/blog/2009/08/28/face-lift/#comment-25690 Rumuuser Fri, 28 Aug 2009 13:20:30 +0000 http://www.grannymar.com/blog/?p=4479#comment-25690 A woman named Shirley was from Beverly Hills. One day, she had a heart attack and was taken to Cedars Sinai hospital. While on the operating table, she had a near-death experience. She saw God and asked, "Is this it?" God said, "No, you have another 30 to 40 years to live." Upon her recovery, she decided to stay in the hospital and have collagen shots, cheek implants, a face lift, liposuction and breast augmentation. She even had someone dye her hair. She figured since she had another 30 to 40 years, she might as well make the most of it. She walked out of Cedars Sinai lobby after the last operation and was killed by an ambulance speeding up to the hospital. She arrived in front of God and said, "I thought you said I had another 30 to 40 years?" God replied, "Shirley! I'm sorry but I didn't recognize you!" A woman named Shirley was from Beverly Hills. One day, she had a heart attack and was taken to Cedars Sinai hospital. While on the operating table, she had a near-death experience. She saw God and asked, “Is this it?”

God said, “No, you have another 30 to 40 years to live.”

Upon her recovery, she decided to stay in the hospital and have collagen shots, cheek implants, a face lift, liposuction and breast augmentation. She even had someone dye her hair. She figured since she had another 30 to 40 years, she might as well make the most of it.

She walked out of Cedars Sinai lobby after the last operation and was killed by an ambulance speeding up to the hospital. She arrived in front of God and said, “I thought you said I had another 30 to 40 years?”

God replied, “Shirley! I’m sorry but I didn’t recognize you!”

]]> By: steph http://www.grannymar.com/blog/2009/08/28/face-lift/#comment-25688 steph Fri, 28 Aug 2009 11:06:29 +0000 http://www.grannymar.com/blog/?p=4479#comment-25688 Grannymar Did you know that I've had a face-lift? When I had my first operation in the UK, the top of my head was opened from ear to ear and my face was peeled back to the bridge of my nose. When they put my face back, everything was in it's proper place... luckily! :D Sorry, but above cartoon reminded me of these gory details. Grannymar

Did you know that I’ve had a face-lift?

When I had my first operation in the UK, the top of my head was opened from ear to ear and my face was peeled back to the bridge of my nose.

When they put my face back, everything was in it’s proper place… luckily! :D

Sorry, but above cartoon reminded me of these gory details.

]]> By: Magpie11 http://www.grannymar.com/blog/2009/08/28/face-lift/#comment-25685 Magpie11 Fri, 28 Aug 2009 10:56:56 +0000 http://www.grannymar.com/blog/?p=4479#comment-25685 Shudder! Shudder!

]]> By: Grannymar http://www.grannymar.com/blog/2009/08/28/face-lift/#comment-25683 Grannymar Fri, 28 Aug 2009 10:44:04 +0000 http://www.grannymar.com/blog/?p=4479#comment-25683 Sorry Baino, I live in my own little world! Very sad I know. 5pm my time is when the Consortium comes out to play. Sorry Baino, I live in my own little world! Very sad I know. 5pm my time is when the Consortium comes out to play.

]]> By: Baino http://www.grannymar.com/blog/2009/08/28/face-lift/#comment-25681 Baino Fri, 28 Aug 2009 10:03:41 +0000 http://www.grannymar.com/blog/?p=4479#comment-25681 You do realise that 5pm is a relative term. It's now 8pm on Friday night . .have I missed the boat? (that's a a very disturbing cartoon by the way) You do realise that 5pm is a relative term. It’s now 8pm on Friday night . .have I missed the boat? (that’s a a very disturbing cartoon by the way)

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