Thursday Special ~ Holy Holidays
Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation.
They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy. As soon as the plane landed they headed for a store and bought some really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc.
The next morning they went to the beach dressed in their ‘tourist’ garb. They were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine and the scenery when a ‘drop dead gorgeous’ blonde in a topless bikini came walking straight towards them.. They couldn’t help but stare.
As the blonde passed them she smiled and said
‘Good Morning, Father ~ Good Morning, Father,’ nodding and addressing each of them individually, then she passed on by. They were both stunned. How in the world did she know they were priests? So the next day, they went back to the store and bought even more outrageous outfits. These were so loud you could hear them before you even saw them!
Once again, in their new attire, they settled down in their chairs to enjoy the sunshine. After a little while, the same gorgeous blonde, wearing a different coloured topless bikini, taking her sweet time, came walking toward them. Again she nodded at each of them, said ‘Good morning, Father ~ Good morning, Father,’ and started to walk away.
One of the priests couldn’t stand it any longer and said, ‘Just a minute, young lady.’
‘Yes, Father?’ She said.
‘We are priests and proud of it, but I have to know, how in the world do you know we are priests, dressed as we are?’
She replied,
‘Father, it’s me, Sister Kathleen.’
Again thanks to whoever sent me this one by email.
rummuser said,
July 2, 2009 at 7:59 am
How I wish that our Swamis and Swaminis will go to Hawai!
rummuser said,
July 2, 2009 at 8:00 am
I also wonder what will happen if all the bearded mullahs go! What will they do, and what will the female equivalent of mullahs do!
Primal Sneeze said,
July 2, 2009 at 8:42 am
Ha! Nun where here’s none wanted.
Nick said,
July 2, 2009 at 8:48 am
Ha, I saw that one coming. And the guy in the even more outrageous beachwear, holding the binoculars, is of course the chief of police.
Grannymar said,
July 2, 2009 at 9:19 am
@Ramana - I am sure your Swamis and Swaminis would get on swimmingly in Hawaii.
@Primal -
@Nick - I thought the guy with the binoculars was you!
Magpie11 said,
July 2, 2009 at 11:00 am
I thought the one with the binoculars was the Arch bish!
No such thing as the female equivalent of a mullah….. well if there are it takes four of them to match one mullah!
Kate said,
July 2, 2009 at 11:02 am
mmm…. I was always very wary of nuns!! And priests for that matter!!!
Nancy said,
July 2, 2009 at 1:25 pm
Grannumar,
Reminds me of the time St. Peter sent St Theresa down to Earth to report back to him on all the terrible sins we were committing. Her reports went something like this:
“Good Morning, St. Peter. This is St. Theresa reporting from New York. The people here are just terrible. They have XXXX Rated Movies and they drink and swear. Well, I am going to Chicago next and I will report in from there.
“Good Evening, St. Peter. This is St. Theresa. I am here in Chicago and things are just as bad as they were in New York. Maybe worse! They gamble and run around on their spouses and it’s just terrible. I am on my way to Los Angeles and will call you from there.”
Weeks go by and St Peter hears NOTHING from St. Theresa. He is very worried about her and is just ready to take action and send someone to find her when his phone rings and he hears a sultry voice whisper,” Hello, Doll, This is Terry, I’m in HOLLYWOOD.”
Nick said,
July 2, 2009 at 1:54 pm
Me with the binoculars? How very dare you. I don’t even own any binoculars (not since the court confiscated them….)
Grannymar said,
July 2, 2009 at 2:31 pm
@Magpie - You mitre be right!
@Kate - There are plenty feel te same way.
@Nancy - Good old Terry!
@Nick - Would you like to borrow mine?
kenju said,
July 2, 2009 at 4:08 pm
I sure wish I was in Hawaii with them.
Magpie11 said,
July 2, 2009 at 5:26 pm
No need to ask “Hawaii all today?”
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Brighid said,
July 2, 2009 at 5:52 pm
LOL, I can hardly wait to send this one on to my nephew, Brother Matt…..
Grannymar said,
July 2, 2009 at 7:50 pm
@Judy - A week in Hawaii wouldn’t do me any harm either.
@Magpie - I think we are all fine!
@Brighid - I hope Brother Matt enjoys it.
Baino said,
July 2, 2009 at 8:36 pm
I wonder if they really do divest the habit on hollies!
Darlene said,
July 3, 2009 at 12:50 am
Tsk! Tsk!
Ashok said,
July 5, 2009 at 7:05 am
That was a good one! Who says priests and nuns can’t have fun?
Grannymar said,
July 5, 2009 at 8:53 am
@Baino - Some of them are well divested of their habits on work days too.
@Darlene -
@Ashok - We should take holidays from our problems at least once a year