Thursday Special ~ More Pay to Stay
More Pay to Stay
At Sunday church the local Vicar explains that he must move on to a
larger congregation that will pay him more.
There is a hush within the congregation. No one wants him to leave
because he is so popular.
Fred Smith, who owns several car dealerships in the district, stands
up and proclaims; ‘If the Vicar stays I will provide him with a new
Holden every year and his wife a Honda mini-van to transport their
children!’
The congregation sighs in appreciation and applauds.
Sam Brown, a successful entrepreneur and publican, stands up and says,
‘If the Vicar will stay on here, I’ll personally double his salary
and establish a foundation to guarantee private secondary school
education for his children!’
More sighs and loud applause.
Agnes Jones, aged 88, stands and announces with a smile, ‘If the
Vicar stays I will give him sex!’
There is total silence within the congregation.
The Vicar, blushing, asks her, ‘Mrs Jones, you’re a wonderful and
holy lady, but whatever possessed you to say that?’
Agnes’s 90 year old husband, Joe, is now trying to hide, holding his
forehead with the palm of his hand and shaking his head from side to
side, while his wife replies, ‘Well, I just asked my husband how we
could help and he said,’ Fuck him
I don’t remember who sent this… do you want to own up if you did?
Daniel said,
June 11, 2009 at 12:15 pm
Groan! I’m trying not to laugh but am wobbling inside so I’ll just have to let it out
rummuser said,
June 11, 2009 at 1:16 pm
I plead not guilty! Catch me sharing such gems with such a respected figure of the blog world!
Having said all that, what a story. Worth sharing with the world, particularly that where such four letter words are in common use.
bikehikebabe said,
June 11, 2009 at 7:20 pm
I was raised a proper lady but I really snickered at that!
bikehikebabe said,
June 11, 2009 at 7:34 pm
A snicker is a LOL that you do when you’re trying to be a proper lady.
Darlene said,
June 11, 2009 at 7:43 pm
I may be the guilty party, but I don’t think so. When I forwarded this joke the clergyman was a pastor and not a vicar.
Magpie11 said,
June 11, 2009 at 8:06 pm
Not me…..
Grannymar said,
June 11, 2009 at 8:37 pm
@Daniel - I am good at the wobbling inside and indeed outside too!
@Ramana - I don’t know what such four letter words mean!
@Bikehikebabe - You were raised a proper lady. My mother tried…. alas, I think she failed!
@Darlene - You want to watch these Vicars! You never know where they will turn up!
@Magpie - You are a gentleman!
Baino said,
June 11, 2009 at 11:25 pm
Hahaha!
kenju said,
June 12, 2009 at 12:35 am
I LOVE IT!!
Jefferson Davis said,
June 12, 2009 at 2:51 am
Brilliant story, Grannymar! It’s hilarious.
Grannymar said,
June 12, 2009 at 7:53 am
Glad you enjoyed it!