Thursday Special ~ Dear Old Dear
Thanks to my niece for this one…
I wonder if it reminded her of me?
A doctor on his morning walk, noticed an older lady sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said, “I couldn’t help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?”
“I smoke ten cigars a day,” she said. “Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends, I pop pills, and except for getting laid I don’t exercise at all.”
“That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?”
“Thirty-four,” she replied.



steph said,
May 14, 2009 at 7:21 am
Now that you mention it, there is a bit of a resem….
*runs away to hide*
Nick said,
May 14, 2009 at 1:28 pm
So let that be a lesson to us all! The woman in the pic is of course the latest winner of Britain’s Got Talent….
paddyanglican said,
May 14, 2009 at 2:03 pm
No! It’s the Queen - Didn’t you spot the tiara
wisewebwoman said,
May 14, 2009 at 2:59 pm
Now, I’ll have no trouble at all in recognizing you in Bewley’s!
XO
WWW
rummuser said,
May 14, 2009 at 3:17 pm
That lady has aged well. What a way to live to that ripe young age.
Grannymar said,
May 14, 2009 at 3:22 pm
@Steph - It is a good job you are off to France this afternoon or my Toyboys might come after you!
@Nick - She had talent somewhere!
@PaddyA - You have a friend for life!
@WWW - You will find me easily enough, but Bewley’s will not be the same as we remember it.
@Ramana - It is one diet I don’t intend trying!
Magpie11 said,
May 14, 2009 at 9:16 pm
She looks a bit like George Burns….I think I have the right comedian!
Must let my lady friends see that one though!
Grannymar said,
May 14, 2009 at 9:23 pm
Magpie, George Burns came to my mind when I saw it first!
Baino said,
May 14, 2009 at 10:05 pm
No hope for me then. Although perhaps Chardy doesn’t have the same effect as bourbon!
Darlene said,
May 14, 2009 at 10:22 pm
Yeah - I think that’s George Burns in drag. The cigar part fits, although he was a bit older than 34 - he almost made it to 100. God, I miss him.
Grannymar said,
May 15, 2009 at 11:56 am
@Baino - Stick to the Chardy!
@Darlene - Looks like we all agree with the George Burns look-a-like!