Thursday Special ~ Dear Old Dear

Thanks to my niece for this one…

I wonder if it reminded her of me?

A doctor on his morning walk, noticed an older lady sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said, “I couldn’t help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?”

“I smoke ten cigars a day,” she said. “Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends, I pop pills, and except for getting laid I don’t exercise at all.”

“That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?”

“Thirty-four,” she replied.

11 Comments »

  1. steph said,

    May 14, 2009 at 7:21 am

    Now that you mention it, there is a bit of a resem….

    *runs away to hide* :lol:

  2. Nick said,

    May 14, 2009 at 1:28 pm

    So let that be a lesson to us all! The woman in the pic is of course the latest winner of Britain’s Got Talent….

  3. paddyanglican said,

    May 14, 2009 at 2:03 pm

    No! It’s the Queen - Didn’t you spot the tiara ;-)

  4. wisewebwoman said,

    May 14, 2009 at 2:59 pm

    Now, I’ll have no trouble at all in recognizing you in Bewley’s!
    XO
    WWW

  5. rummuser said,

    May 14, 2009 at 3:17 pm

    That lady has aged well. What a way to live to that ripe young age.

  6. Grannymar said,

    May 14, 2009 at 3:22 pm

    @Steph - It is a good job you are off to France this afternoon or my Toyboys might come after you!

    @Nick - She had talent somewhere! :roll:

    @PaddyA - You have a friend for life! :D

    @WWW - You will find me easily enough, but Bewley’s will not be the same as we remember it. :sad:

    @Ramana - It is one diet I don’t intend trying! :lol:

  7. Magpie11 said,

    May 14, 2009 at 9:16 pm

    She looks a bit like George Burns….I think I have the right comedian!

    Must let my lady friends see that one though!

  8. Grannymar said,

    May 14, 2009 at 9:23 pm

    Magpie, George Burns came to my mind when I saw it first!

  9. Baino said,

    May 14, 2009 at 10:05 pm

    No hope for me then. Although perhaps Chardy doesn’t have the same effect as bourbon!

  10. Darlene said,

    May 14, 2009 at 10:22 pm

    Yeah - I think that’s George Burns in drag. The cigar part fits, although he was a bit older than 34 - he almost made it to 100. God, I miss him.

  11. Grannymar said,

    May 15, 2009 at 11:56 am

    @Baino - Stick to the Chardy!

    @Darlene - Looks like we all agree with the George Burns look-a-like!

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