Comments on: Thursday Special ~ Boozing Bears http://www.grannymar.com/blog/2009/05/07/thursday-special-boozing-bears/ I am not a has-been. I am a will be. Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we are here we might as well dance Tue, 22 May 2012 07:37:00 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.2 By: Baino http://www.grannymar.com/blog/2009/05/07/thursday-special-boozing-bears/#comment-22807 Baino Thu, 07 May 2009 22:21:11 +0000 http://www.grannymar.com/blog/?p=3186#comment-22807 GROAAAAAAAAAN! GROAAAAAAAAAN!

]]> By: Grannymar http://www.grannymar.com/blog/2009/05/07/thursday-special-boozing-bears/#comment-22806 Grannymar Thu, 07 May 2009 22:18:07 +0000 http://www.grannymar.com/blog/?p=3186#comment-22806 Hi Everyone, I've been away from the computer for most of the day. It is lovely to come back and read all the added stories. Hi Everyone,

I’ve been away from the computer for most of the day. It is lovely to come back and read all the added stories.

]]> By: Phil http://www.grannymar.com/blog/2009/05/07/thursday-special-boozing-bears/#comment-22804 Phil Thu, 07 May 2009 16:58:40 +0000 http://www.grannymar.com/blog/?p=3186#comment-22804 loved it! loved it!

]]> By: Magpie11 http://www.grannymar.com/blog/2009/05/07/thursday-special-boozing-bears/#comment-22803 Magpie11 Thu, 07 May 2009 16:46:30 +0000 http://www.grannymar.com/blog/?p=3186#comment-22803 A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" A piece of road tarmac walks into a bar and buys a drink., looks round and starts to approach a piece of red tarmac. The barman leans over, "Don't have anything to do with him," he says, " He's a cycle path." A crab walks into a bar and orders a pint. "You're barred." say the barman. "And why would that be?" asks the crab. " You were in here last night and were so drunk you walked out forwards!" Go on... think about it! A man walks into a bar. “Ouch!”

A piece of road tarmac walks into a bar and buys a drink., looks round and starts to approach a piece of red tarmac. The barman leans over, “Don’t have anything to do with him,” he says, ” He’s a cycle path.”

A crab walks into a bar and orders a pint.
“You’re barred.” say the barman.
“And why would that be?” asks the crab.
” You were in here last night and were so drunk you walked out forwards!”

Go on… think about it!

]]> By: rummuser http://www.grannymar.com/blog/2009/05/07/thursday-special-boozing-bears/#comment-22802 rummuser Thu, 07 May 2009 16:16:27 +0000 http://www.grannymar.com/blog/?p=3186#comment-22802 Grannymar, absolutely tops! I am trying to locate a cartoon for my blog, but might as well share it here for barbitchyouates. Boss to Secretary - My wife doesn't treat me as she should. Secretary - Be grateful. Grannymar, absolutely tops!

I am trying to locate a cartoon for my blog, but might as well share it here for barbitchyouates.

Boss to Secretary - My wife doesn’t treat me as she should.
Secretary - Be grateful.

]]> By: Annb http://www.grannymar.com/blog/2009/05/07/thursday-special-boozing-bears/#comment-22801 Annb Thu, 07 May 2009 15:59:55 +0000 http://www.grannymar.com/blog/?p=3186#comment-22801 I've been giggling all day at that, and trying to think of my best animal walks into a bar joke but......... nothing. If it does come to me next week; I'll be sure to share it. I’ve been giggling all day at that, and trying to think of my best animal walks into a bar joke but……… nothing. If it does come to me next week; I’ll be sure to share it.

]]> By: wisewebwoman http://www.grannymar.com/blog/2009/05/07/thursday-special-boozing-bears/#comment-22800 wisewebwoman Thu, 07 May 2009 15:06:46 +0000 http://www.grannymar.com/blog/?p=3186#comment-22800 Nothing to add to this crowd that are lined up jawing at your bar, GM, except that I forwarded bear on to a word loving friend of mine in Toronto. XO WWW Nothing to add to this crowd that are lined up jawing at your bar, GM, except that I forwarded bear on to a word loving friend of mine in Toronto.
XO
WWW

]]> By: Nancy http://www.grannymar.com/blog/2009/05/07/thursday-special-boozing-bears/#comment-22799 Nancy Thu, 07 May 2009 13:04:08 +0000 http://www.grannymar.com/blog/?p=3186#comment-22799 A chicken walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve poultry!" The chicken says "That's OK, I just want a drink." A chicken walks into a bar.

The bartender says “We don’t serve poultry!”

The chicken says “That’s OK, I just want a drink.”

]]> By: Magpie11 http://www.grannymar.com/blog/2009/05/07/thursday-special-boozing-bears/#comment-22798 Magpie11 Thu, 07 May 2009 12:13:09 +0000 http://www.grannymar.com/blog/?p=3186#comment-22798 That always makes me laugh as well! I thought it was Ballymena ;-) That always makes me laugh as well!

I thought it was Ballymena ;-)

]]> By: Rhyleysgranny http://www.grannymar.com/blog/2009/05/07/thursday-special-boozing-bears/#comment-22797 Rhyleysgranny Thu, 07 May 2009 09:00:46 +0000 http://www.grannymar.com/blog/?p=3186#comment-22797 Just love to get the day to a start with a laugh. No one ever laughs at this but it had me legless when I first heard it. Just my pathetic sense of humour Penguin walks into a bar and ask the barman 'Have you seen my Da' Barman answers 'Don't think so. What does he look like?' Ha ha ha ha x Just love to get the day to a start with a laugh.

No one ever laughs at this but it had me legless when I first heard it. Just my pathetic sense of humour

Penguin walks into a bar and ask the barman
‘Have you seen my Da’
Barman answers
‘Don’t think so. What does he look like?’

Ha ha ha ha x

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