Thursday Special ~ Boozing Bears
A bear walks into a bar in Ballinasloe. He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer.
The bartender approaches and says, “We don’t serve beer to bears in bars in Ballinasloe.”
The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served a beer.
The bartender tells him again, more forcefully, “We don’t serve beer to belligerent bears in bars in Ballinasloe.”
The bear, very angry now, says, “If you don’t serve me a beer, I’m going to eat that lady sitting at the end of the bar.”
The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Ballinasloe.”
The bear goes to the end of the bar and, as promised, eats the woman. He comes back to his seat and again demands a beer.
The bartender states, “Sorry, we don’t serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Ballinasloe who are on drugs.”
The bear says, “I’m NOT on drugs..”
……….You’re gonna love this……..
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The bartender says, “You are now. That was a barbitchyouate.”
Rhyleysgranny said,
May 7, 2009 at 10:00 am
Just love to get the day to a start with a laugh.
No one ever laughs at this but it had me legless when I first heard it. Just my pathetic sense of humour
Penguin walks into a bar and ask the barman
‘Have you seen my Da’
Barman answers
‘Don’t think so. What does he look like?’
Ha ha ha ha x
Magpie11 said,
May 7, 2009 at 1:13 pm
That always makes me laugh as well!
I thought it was Ballymena
Nancy said,
May 7, 2009 at 2:04 pm
A chicken walks into a bar.
The bartender says “We don’t serve poultry!”
The chicken says “That’s OK, I just want a drink.”
wisewebwoman said,
May 7, 2009 at 4:06 pm
Nothing to add to this crowd that are lined up jawing at your bar, GM, except that I forwarded bear on to a word loving friend of mine in Toronto.
XO
WWW
Annb said,
May 7, 2009 at 4:59 pm
I’ve been giggling all day at that, and trying to think of my best animal walks into a bar joke but……… nothing. If it does come to me next week; I’ll be sure to share it.
rummuser said,
May 7, 2009 at 5:16 pm
Grannymar, absolutely tops!
I am trying to locate a cartoon for my blog, but might as well share it here for barbitchyouates.
Boss to Secretary - My wife doesn’t treat me as she should.
Secretary - Be grateful.
Magpie11 said,
May 7, 2009 at 5:46 pm
A man walks into a bar. “Ouch!”
A piece of road tarmac walks into a bar and buys a drink., looks round and starts to approach a piece of red tarmac. The barman leans over, “Don’t have anything to do with him,” he says, ” He’s a cycle path.”
A crab walks into a bar and orders a pint.
“You’re barred.” say the barman.
“And why would that be?” asks the crab.
” You were in here last night and were so drunk you walked out forwards!”
Go on… think about it!
Phil said,
May 7, 2009 at 5:58 pm
loved it!
Grannymar said,
May 7, 2009 at 11:18 pm
Hi Everyone,
I’ve been away from the computer for most of the day. It is lovely to come back and read all the added stories.
Baino said,
May 7, 2009 at 11:21 pm
GROAAAAAAAAAN!