Thursday Special ~ Blonde Emergency Help
A blonde’s car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day, so she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road.
She carefully steps out of the car, walks around behind it, opens the trunk and takes out two cardboard men. She unfolds them and stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic. The lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies to all the approaching drivers.
Not surprisingly, the traffic became snarled and backed up.
Before very long, a police car arrives. The patrolman, clearly enraged, approaches the blonde of the disabled vehicle yelling, “What is going on here?”
“My car broke down, Officer,” says the woman, calmly.
“Well, what in the world are those obscene cardboard pictures doing here by the road?” asks the Officer.
“Helllllooooo, those are my emergency flashers!” she replied.
Some emails bring great stories!
steph said,
April 23, 2009 at 9:31 am
Grannymar
You should keep a ‘real’ toyboy in the boot of your car at all times to service your emergencies
Baino said,
April 23, 2009 at 11:32 am
Thank you possum. . .a laugh is needed!
kenju said,
April 23, 2009 at 1:33 pm
LOL!!
Nancy said,
April 23, 2009 at 1:46 pm
So, she had her own flashers,eh?
We have flashers here,too. But this Winter it was so cold the flashers didn’t want to open their trench coats. They just stood on the corner and described themselves to the ladies…..
Magpie11 said,
April 23, 2009 at 2:04 pm
Ladies wouldn’t have stopped to listen….would they?
Nick said,
April 23, 2009 at 2:05 pm
Steph, the car’s always stuffed with toyboys, I’ve heard. Trouble is they’re just pretty faces and when the car breaks down they haven’t a clue, they just call the AA.
Grannymar said,
April 23, 2009 at 2:27 pm
@Steph - My life is one long emergency!
@Baino - Come back, Nancy is on her way!
@Judy -
@Nancy - We can always depend on you to go one step further
@Magpie - Do we know any Ladies?
@Nick - How do you know my secrets?
rummuser said,
April 23, 2009 at 4:31 pm
Grannymar, you have surpassed yourself with this one. It took me quite a while to stop laughing before I could comment. Keep them coming.
Grannymar said,
April 23, 2009 at 4:42 pm
Ramana, I am glad you enjoyed it!
wisewebwoman said,
April 23, 2009 at 5:05 pm
As an aside on this whole ‘blonde’ business, my daughter, who is naturally blonde and gorgeous, has huge trouble with these jokes and with society’s perceptions of her.
But she always enjoys the looks on their faces when they ask her what she does for a living, expecting a vacuous response from her.
“Math professor” she says as she walks off.
Not all blondes are dumb, fortunately, and she breaks the mould. In every sense of the word.
XO
WWW
Magpie11 said,
April 23, 2009 at 6:12 pm
I do!….know some ladies that is…..
The real trick that blondes play best is when they live up (or down) to their reputation and then milk it for all they can get…Goldie Hawn?
Maths professor? Mm! that is worth thinking about…
Grannymar said,
April 23, 2009 at 7:10 pm
@WWW - I know some natural blonde ladies and they are intelligent, creative people. Alas, some of the bottle variety don’t live up to this image.
@Magpie - I am sure you know plenty of wonderful ladies.
Brighid said,
April 23, 2009 at 11:02 pm
I got this one from my Da recently with a note that said “only a very bright natural blonde like his daughter, would see the humour in this joke.” Thanks Da
Auh Nick, I believe you meant to say AAA, then again maybe AA (Alcoholics Anon) is what you intended. Either way it’s funny.
Grannymar said,
April 24, 2009 at 9:14 am
Brighid,
Why did I think you were a flaming readhead? Honestly, that is the image I carried in my head when I have you in mind.
Brighid said,
April 24, 2009 at 10:26 am
That would be my daughter, Marymine.
Grannymar said,
April 24, 2009 at 10:28 am
Brighid,
rummuser said,
April 24, 2009 at 4:31 pm
Magpie, wonderful blonde ladies?
Wisewebwoman, I am the butt of many Madrasi and fatman jokes; and I crack a great deal of Pakistani jokes. We humans can never be far from stereotyping! Just have to grin and bear it!
Jean Browman--Cheerful Monk said,
April 24, 2009 at 9:28 pm
Great! Thank you.
Jean Browman--Cheerful Monk said,
April 24, 2009 at 9:32 pm
My daughter is a blonde too…she has a Ph.D. in biopsychology. When she was in college she had a sign on her door: “A blonde does not a bimbo make.”
Grannymar said,
April 24, 2009 at 9:45 pm
Welcome Jean,
I love the door sign: “A blonde does not a bimbo make.”
tikno said,
April 29, 2009 at 11:37 pm
Ha.. ha… may be I should replace “red triangle sign” in my car with sexy woman cardboard for S.O.S
Grannymar said,
April 30, 2009 at 10:49 am
Tikno, hello and welcome.
A cardboard woman might more than the help you require!