Midlife Meme
a la Going like Sixty
Who has been tagged several times recently to try Memes. He complained that the questions were all suitable for 20 something females so I and some others called his bluff to write his own Meme. He did. Now I suppose I have to take my canal barges out of my mouth and give it a try!
Midlife Meme
MySpouse
Is your spouse/significant other alive? If yes, how can you tell? NO and no idea.
What is your position in the menopause moment? Life is full of men who pause!
If you are post-menopausal, were there casualties? She went to live in another country! Hi daughter! *waves*
Getting any? What or who is Annie any?
Does your spouse/so have the heartbreak of psoriasis? He was a smoothie.
Ever applied medication to your spouse/significant other. Did s/he know it? Yes, and he enjoyed it.
Have you used anything that was “ribbed for your pleasure?” A scarf!
MySpice
Cash, Debit, or Credit? Give me credit for having the cash!
Have you ever smashed your car so bad you couldn’t drive it? Who’s fault? No, but thieves broke into my present car twice and I had to live without it for a few days each time.
When is the last time you flipped your mattress? Slide top to bottom every two months flip over every six months. That reminds me…. *runs off to bedroom*
Any Pecker Tracks? What happens behind closed doors stays there.
Do you think George Snuffalopagus is a stud? Never heard of him.
Speaking of muppets, which would be your favorite spicy muppet and why? Not into muppets, spicy or otherwise.
What is your favorite spice? Anything but ‘old’!
MySport
Do you play a sport? Which one? Scale of 0 to 10 (10 is pro) how good are you? No and no.
Are you a good sport? I hope people find me so.
Do you sport facial hair? (sex doesn’t matter) We all do (baby down)!
When was your first french kiss? Yes! Yes! Yes! A kiss in France. Kissed a French man. Like me the other kind has been around since Adam was a boy, so don’t ask.
Are you a good whistler? Nope! It is even worse than my singing.
Do you like sports drinks? NO! They are all aspartame & water.
Now can you do better than that?
Primal Sneeze said,
April 4, 2009 at 7:25 am
The scarf answer is a pure gem. I’ll have to remember that one.
kenju said,
April 4, 2009 at 11:32 am
I LOVE your smart answers. I think the guy who made up the meme is a randy old goat! LOL
steph said,
April 4, 2009 at 1:31 pm
Grannymar
Well tackled!
I love Judy’s response
rummuser said,
April 4, 2009 at 3:43 pm
No way. You are simply too good. I found myself smiling and chuckling with every one of your responses. I particularly liked the men pause! Wonderful.
Alice said,
April 4, 2009 at 3:48 pm
Now that’s a meme I find especially interesting. Great wit. Both the creator and responder. Thanks Grannymar & Judy!
Grannymar said,
April 4, 2009 at 4:09 pm
@Primal - Be very careful what you put around your neck next time you go out!
@Judy - Sixty might in fact like that title.
@Steph - It was fun.
@Ramana - Occasionally the answers come without effort .
@Alice - I will be over to see if you try it next.
GoingLikeSixty said,
April 4, 2009 at 4:20 pm
Well done! and yes @Judy: I DO like that title!
Grannymar said,
April 4, 2009 at 4:27 pm
Sixty, I thought so!
Baino said,
April 4, 2009 at 8:40 pm
Pfft . .I’m not doing that one! Since in my minds eye I AM a 20 year old female! Nice answers Grannymar, managed to keep it clean! Although I’m very embarrassed that you don’t know Suffalopagus - he’s a champ!
Grannymar said,
April 4, 2009 at 8:56 pm
Baino I don;t have TV remember.
wisewebwoman said,
April 5, 2009 at 1:55 am
Only one question: did the scarf have duct tape too?
XO
WWW
rummuser said,
April 5, 2009 at 4:46 am
Occasionally? Modesty??
Grannymar said,
April 5, 2009 at 7:47 am
@WWW - The scarf was soft and warm!
@Ramana - The trouble with long arms is that the words often get lost between my brain and my finger tips.
rummuser said,
April 5, 2009 at 11:26 am
You are a treat, you are. This is priceless and something that I intend putting to good use in my ramblings.
Sean Kaur said,
August 11, 2010 at 1:03 pm
i thought aspartame can cause cancer in laboratory animals `
Grannymar said,
August 11, 2010 at 4:06 pm
Sean - aspartame is a well known carcinogen in animals therefore I have no wish to take the risk.