Thursday Special ~ Jam or Juice
Did you hear this one? I thought it was funny when it came in an email.
A driver is stuck in a major traffic jam just outside Dublin on the M50 motorway.
Nothing is moving.
Suddenly a Garda knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and asks,
“What’s going on?”
“Pensioners” have kidnapped Cowan*, & Mary Harney**, and a bunch of Bankers.
They’re asking for a €30 million ransom, otherwise they’re going to douse them with petrol and set them on fire. We’re going from car to car taking up a collection.”
The driver asks, “How much is everyone giving, on average?”
“A Gallon!
*Brian Cowan Irelands Taoiseach
**Mary Harney Irelands Minister for Health
Baino said,
March 19, 2009 at 7:52 am
Nicely adapted there Grannymar . . we have the same one featuring some of our less selubrious pollies! Now you’ll be giving people ideas and that wasn’t the ‘affirmative’ action I’ve been advocating! hehe
Annb said,
March 19, 2009 at 9:23 am
I’ve got a box of matches if anyone needs a light!
steph said,
March 19, 2009 at 10:28 am
Darn! Annb beat me to it!
I was stuck in that traffic jam
Yummy Mammy said,
March 19, 2009 at 12:13 pm
Very good. Like that alot xx
TheChrisD - Rant Central » Rants » Random Shit - 19th March said,
March 19, 2009 at 1:17 pm
[...] Just a gallon? I’d give my entire tank! [...]
Lorna said,
March 19, 2009 at 5:58 pm
Brilliant GM
Magpie11 said,
March 19, 2009 at 8:30 pm
Here it was the M25 and Brown and Darling!