Thursday Special ~ A Green Blonde
An attractive blonde from Cork, Ireland arrived at the casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty-thousand Euros on a single roll of the dice.
She said, ‘I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier when I’m completely nude’.
With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and with an Irish brogue yelled, ‘Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!’
As the 20 dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down, boobs bouncing, and squealed…’YES! YES! I WON, I WON!’
She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, ‘What did she roll?’
The other answered,
‘I don’t know - I thought you were watching.’
MORAL OF THE STORY -
Not all Irish drink.
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Not all blondes are dumb.
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But all men…………..are predictable.
steph said,
March 12, 2009 at 7:43 am
Good one!
You tell ‘em, Grannymar
Baino said,
March 12, 2009 at 8:35 am
I hear you sister . . . thank goodness they are though, makes em easier to work out!
Nick said,
March 12, 2009 at 9:34 am
Excellent. Men, eh? So what size is her bust exactly?
Brighid said,
March 12, 2009 at 10:42 am
Just got this one in an e-mail from a friend, laughed, and immediately thought of you. Open your blog and there it is.
I’m feeling lucky already.
kenju said,
March 12, 2009 at 11:49 am
AMEN!
Nancy said,
March 12, 2009 at 12:41 pm
Grannymar,
I tried this once at a casino in Las Vegas.
It went exactly as you wrote until you get to the part where I have taken off all my clothes and start to roll the dice shouting,” Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes.”
They immediately passed the hat to buy me some new duds and begged me to put them on.
Grannymar said,
March 12, 2009 at 12:45 pm
No need for me to add anything further.
Magpie11 said,
March 12, 2009 at 2:45 pm
I was brought up different…I’d have offered her my jacket…. and trousers and shirt…she’d still have “won”
Grannymar said,
March 12, 2009 at 2:48 pm
Magpie
Darlene said,
March 12, 2009 at 4:08 pm
If I tried that they would have been laughing so hard the dice would have fallen off the table.
wisewebwoman said,
March 12, 2009 at 5:46 pm
Good one,
XO
WWW
Annb said,
March 12, 2009 at 8:56 pm
Grannymar said,
March 12, 2009 at 9:09 pm
Laughter is good for the soul as well as the heart! Glad you all enjoyed it.
chrisb said,
March 12, 2009 at 9:28 pm
So funny LOL