Thursday Special ~Christmas Crackers
Q: Where can women over the age of 50 find young, sexy men, who are interested in them?
A: Try a bookstore, under Fiction.
Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 55+ year-old husband?
A: Tell him you’re pregnant.
Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
A: The next time you’re in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.
Q: What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve?
A: Black mail!
Magpie11 said,
December 25, 2008 at 11:13 am
Ah, but well made old fuddles play better tunes!!!!!!!
Wrinkles are only found where smiles have been…..constantly!
Have a good time!
kenju said,
December 25, 2008 at 2:01 pm
Merry Christmas, Grannymar!
Nancy said,
December 25, 2008 at 6:43 pm
MERRY CHRISTMAS, GRANNYMAR
Jefferson Davis said,
December 26, 2008 at 2:17 am
LOL! Merry Christmas, Grannymar.
Grannymar said,
December 26, 2008 at 10:41 am
Thank you one and all!
‘Wrinkles are only found where smiles have been…..constantly!’
Magpie I love it!
steph said,
December 26, 2008 at 11:30 am
Grannymar
Snap! I swear I only just found these!
I told you, I’m lost in a fog at the moment and anyway, your jokes are miles better than mine.
Grannymar said,
December 26, 2008 at 11:34 am
Steph,
Christmas is full of crackers!