Thursday Special ~ Sunday School Lessons
A Sunday School teacher of pre-schoolers was concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus Christ because of the Christmas season emphasis on His birth. He wanted to make sure they understood that the birth of Jesus occurred a long time ago, that He grew up, etc. So he asked his class, “Where is Jesus today?”
Johnny raised his hand and said, “He’s in heaven.” Mary was called on and answered, “He’s in my heart.” and Robert, waving his hand furiously, blurted out, “I know! I know! He’s in our bathroom!!!”
The whole class got very quiet, looked at the teacher, and waited for a response.
The teacher was completely at a loss for a few very long seconds. He finally gathered his wits and asked Robert how he knew this, and Robert said, “Well…..every morning my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door, and yells ‘Jesus Christ, are you still in there?’!”
d@\/e said,
December 4, 2008 at 11:16 am
… and a bearded man in a white robe opens the door and replies yes
stwidgie said,
December 4, 2008 at 2:00 pm
:^)
TheChrisD said,
December 4, 2008 at 4:00 pm
Obviously they only have one bathroom in their house…
* goes back to 3-bedroom, 4-bathroom gaff *
Nancy said,
December 4, 2008 at 4:08 pm
Grannymar….
WRONG!!!! Jesus is on my Driving license. Every time somebody looks at my picture on my license they shout:
“Jesus Christ, Is that you.?”
wisewebwoman said,
December 4, 2008 at 4:44 pm
And a deep voice reverberates off the tiled walls:
“Yes, I’m everywhere!”
XO
WWW
Grannymar said,
December 4, 2008 at 5:26 pm
ChrisD - When I was young all houses had only one bathroom!
Baino said,
December 4, 2008 at 7:48 pm
Ho Ho Ho!
Dorothy Stahlnecker said,
December 5, 2008 at 5:01 am
I love it…and it makes so much sense now.
Dorothy from grammology
grammology.com