Thursday Special ~ The Best Way to Pray

A priest, a minister and a guru sat discussing the best positions for
prayer, while a telephone repairman worked nearby.

“Kneeling is definitely the best way to pray,” the priest said.

“No,” said the minister. “I get the best results standing with my hands outstretched to Heaven.”

“You’re both wrong,” the guru said. “The most effective prayer
position is lying down on the floor.”

The repairman could contain himself no longer. “Hey, fellas,” he interrupted. “The best prayin’ I ever did was when I was hangin’ upside down from a telephone pole.”

8 Comments »

  1. kenju said,

    November 20, 2008 at 12:26 pm

    HA! I can see the reason for that!

  2. chrisb said,

    November 20, 2008 at 1:00 pm

    LOL

  3. Darlene said,

    November 20, 2008 at 1:05 pm

    Tee Hee !!!!

  4. Magpie11 said,

    November 20, 2008 at 2:20 pm

    Cough! Splutter…..Thursdays are getting dangerous…just spilt me coffee!

  5. Grannymar said,

    November 20, 2008 at 11:00 pm

    Well girls what will we do with magpie?

    Should we hang him upside to dry out?

  6. Magpie11 said,

    November 21, 2008 at 10:36 am

    Lemme go! I promise I’ll be good!

  7. Grannymar said,

    November 21, 2008 at 10:46 am

    Ok Magpie you can come down now!

  8. Dorothy Stahlnecker said,

    November 22, 2008 at 4:07 am

    Funny..

    Dorothy from grammology
    grammology.com

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