Thursday Special ~ Girl’s Night Out
Two women friends had gone for a girl’s night out; both were very faithful and loving wives. However, they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers.
Incredibly drunk & walking home, they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties and use them. Her friend, however, was wearing a expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them, but was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that.
After the girls did their business, they proceeded to go home. The next day, one woman’s husband was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said, ‘These damn girls’ night out has got to stop. I’m starting to suspect the worst. My wife came home with no panties.’
‘You think that’s bad’ said the other husband, ‘Mine is lying in bed with a card stuck in her ass that says:
‘From all of us at the Fire Station. We’ll never forget you.’
steph said,
October 23, 2008 at 8:58 am
Grannymar
I can’t take you anywhere!
And there’ll be no Bacardi Breezers allowed when we get to the IBA’s
Grannymar said,
October 23, 2008 at 9:54 am
Ah Steph! If I promise to be good and keep away from graveyards….
Lorna said,
October 23, 2008 at 10:12 am
I’m now starting work with a grin on my face and a loud chuckle!!
Grannymar said,
October 23, 2008 at 10:15 am
Lorna
I hope nobody asks you why you are smiling!
Nick said,
October 23, 2008 at 10:45 am
Brilliant! Obviously a bit too much hose your father….
Annie said,
October 23, 2008 at 11:46 am
Hah, that’s brilliant. Must remember that one!
TheChrisD said,
October 23, 2008 at 12:20 pm
I thought firefighters were supposed to help the community in other ways?
Nancy said,
October 23, 2008 at 2:07 pm
Grannymar,
Firemen have to deal with all kinds of people, like this one:
A blonde calls this rural fire department all excited. She says, “Come quick my barns on fire, my barn’s on fire.” The dispatcher says, “Calm down now just tell us how to get there.” She says, “Oh, don’t you have that big red truck anymore?”
Grannymar said,
October 23, 2008 at 2:34 pm
@Nick -
@Annie - Mostly I forget the stories I have told.
@Chrisd - That is what you call above and beyond the call of duty!
@Nancy - I am sure the firemen have some great stories to tell!
Magpie11 said,
October 23, 2008 at 7:15 pm
My mother in law found a bed of nettles!
wisewebwoman said,
October 24, 2008 at 2:51 am
I sent this one out, GM, I snorted my (good) coffee all over the place.
XO
WWW
Grannymar said,
October 24, 2008 at 10:16 am
@Magpie - I bet that soon sobered your mother-in-law!
WWW - Glad you enjoyed it!