7th thou shalt not…
Bless me father, I did!
Well it is like this: I am out of the bed at the skreak of dawn for the drive to PodCamp. Time only for coffee and a layer of warpaint before that son-in-law of mine calls out ‘Time to go!’ He is a very tall fella and when he bellows, sure I quake in my shoes!
Now for those of you not travelling you need something to think about, so I broke No. 7!
I stole this from Chrisb who got it from Barbara who got it from Yoli’s blog:
A Woman’s Poem
Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who’s not a creep,
One who’s handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who’ll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he’s gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won’t be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door.
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who’ll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to ‘how big is my behind?’
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.
A Man’s Poem
I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course, and loves to send me fishing and drinking. This doesn’t rhyme and I don’t give a s***.
Now be good while I am busy!
Stel said,
September 27, 2008 at 11:14 am
Love the man’s poem. Very funny stuff. Enjoy Podcamp.
Nick said,
September 27, 2008 at 12:41 pm
How excruciating it would be if the author of the woman’s poem and the author of the man’s poem were trapped in a lift together. On the other hand, if they were trapped for long enough, they might even start to understand each other’s point of view…
Why a gymnast, btw?
Paddy Bloggit said,
September 27, 2008 at 4:05 pm
The Man’s Poem …….. inspirational GM!
Enjoy the break, the socialising, the banter, the fun etc. GM!
Magpie11 said,
September 27, 2008 at 8:04 pm
The problem is Nick that both were written by the same…err…person.
Flexibility? Much overrated!
Nick said,
September 27, 2008 at 9:55 pm
I did assume that, Magpie, but let me amend the scenario. If the person with the woman’s viewpoint and the person with the man’s viewpoint were trapped together….
Baino said,
September 28, 2008 at 12:27 am
Haha . . excellent . . although I’m also partial to a bar on a golf course! Well a bar anywhere really!
Grannymar said,
September 29, 2008 at 11:20 am
@Stel - I sure did enjoy my day.
@Nick - Prolly couldn’t spell contortionist.
@Paddy - the day was fun, informative and friendfilled!
@Magpie - How would you write the poems?
@Baino - The 19th hole is a fun place!
Magpie11 said,
September 30, 2008 at 1:13 pm
Back Much later:
Man’s poem..
Hey there! Here I am!
Seriously, I’d have to give it thought which isn’t a thing I usually do as my poems usually just occur!
Grannymar said,
September 30, 2008 at 1:36 pm
Magpie
You win for effort!