Thursday Special ~ Lessons
A 4th form science teacher, Mrs. Parker, asked her class, ‘Which human body part increases to 7 times its normal size when stimulated?’
No one answered until Mary stood up, angrily, and said, ‘You should not be asking 4th formers a question like that! I’m going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!’ With a sneer on her face, she then sat back down.
Mrs. Parker ignored her and asked the question again, ‘Which body part increases to 7 times its normal size when stimulated?’ Mary’s mouth fell open; then she said to those around her, ‘Boy, is she going be in big trouble!’
The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, ‘Anybody?’
Finally, Kevin stood up, looked around nervously, and said, ‘The body part that increases 7 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye.’
Mrs. Parker said, ‘Very good, Kevin,’ then turned to Mary and continued, ‘As for you, young lady, I have three things to say: (1) You have a dirty mind, (2) You didn’t read your homework; and (3) One day you are going to be very, very disappointed.’
TheChrisD said,
September 25, 2008 at 10:42 am
Yes, Mary certainly will be disappointed in the future with her boyfriend
Lottie said,
September 25, 2008 at 10:43 am
Smirk!
Phil said,
September 25, 2008 at 12:08 pm
seriously, your jokes are the best!
Darlene said,
September 25, 2008 at 2:53 pm
A joke usually makes me smile. This one brought forth a loud guffaw! I love it.
Magpie 11 said,
September 25, 2008 at 3:05 pm
Kevin won’t be disappointed. When we see someone we like our pupils expand…….so when a girl who likes him…..
Annie said,
September 25, 2008 at 5:22 pm
Hahah that was brilliant!
Lorna said,
September 25, 2008 at 10:06 pm
Just read it to my husband - a huge guffaw of a laugh from him! Brillaint
Grannymar said,
September 26, 2008 at 11:40 am
….and people wonder why I always look then in the eye!