Do You eat Broccoli?

September 23, 2008 at 6:56 am · Filed under children

If the answer is yes, I suggest you read this

Now before you click on the link put down that hot drink!

We don’t need any more accidents. :roll:

21 Comments »

  1. Darren said,

    September 23, 2008 at 10:00 am

    So that’s how it works…

  2. Ian said,

    September 23, 2008 at 11:24 am

    This explains those most memorable words of George Bush Sr.

    “I do not like broccoli. And I haven’t liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it. And I’m President of the United States and I’m not going to eat any more broccoli.”

  3. Grannymar said,

    September 23, 2008 at 1:11 pm

    The broccoli doesn’t seem to work for me anymore!

  4. Darragh said,

    September 23, 2008 at 1:30 pm

    Oh jaysis, I nearly choked on my pasta. THAT’s how funny that was. Well done GM, great find!

    “Which one won the race? Did I win the race? Do they have eyes? I won’t have any children. I don’t want to put my willy in that secret hole. “

  5. Grannymar said,

    September 23, 2008 at 1:44 pm

    Darragh

    Careful now, you want to go to PodCamp!

  6. Darragh said,

    September 23, 2008 at 1:46 pm

    I do, I do!

  7. whoopsadaisy said,

    September 23, 2008 at 2:02 pm

    Ah how cute are these? A little worrying some of them but I suppose they are only babies themselves :)

  8. Lottie said,

    September 23, 2008 at 2:30 pm

    “I think it happens because the people are near to each other”

    STAY THE FECK AWAY FROM ME!

  9. Nancy said,

    September 23, 2008 at 2:41 pm

    My God! The kid’s right. I remember it now…….

    We had returned home from an evening of drinking and dancing. He wanted to make mad passionate love but I wanted to eat. I opened the frig and it was then that I heard it; the siren call of the broccoli.

    I knew I was tempting fate by eating 18 pieces but caution goes to the winds when you are caught up in the moment. He begged me to stop;not wanting the responsibility of fatherhood, but it was too late. The seed had been planted,the broccoli had been eaten.

    There was no turning back now.There’s no “Morning After” pill for broccoli.

    So, that’s how it happened, folks. Listen to the kids when they try to tell you something. They are usually right….

  10. Roy (irish taxi) said,

    September 23, 2008 at 4:02 pm

    I like the baby stem brocolli that’s gotta be even better for boosting the baby count, mind you I’m all knotted up these days

  11. Paddy Bloggit said,

    September 23, 2008 at 5:37 pm

    I’m safe on two fronts GM …

    I’m not female and

    I detest broccoli!

    :grin:

  12. Nick said,

    September 23, 2008 at 7:27 pm

    Goodness, don’t they know babies are left under the gooseberry bush? Coming out of mummy’s tummy, indeed - they’ll believe anything.

  13. raptureponies said,

    September 23, 2008 at 8:55 pm

    I never knew that! :D

  14. kenju said,

    September 23, 2008 at 8:59 pm

    I love broccoli, but now I might stay away from it…..LOL

  15. TheChrisD said,

    September 23, 2008 at 9:17 pm

    Yes, I do eat it, but I’d prefer not to.

  16. Grannymar said,

    September 23, 2008 at 9:34 pm

    Work finished for another day!

    @whoopsadaisy - Children learn from what we say, sometimes even when we don’t realise they are listening.

    @Lottie - I am well away from you! ;)

    @Nancy - Thanks for the lesson! :D

    @Roy - Stick with the baby stem brocoll!

    @Paddy - :lol:

    @Nick - I came from under a gooseberry bush!

    @raptureponies - Are you going on a diet?

    @Judy - Keep away from tomatoes, they have seeds!

  17. Baino said,

    September 23, 2008 at 9:44 pm

    Haha absolutley hilarious even at 6:44 am! “I won’t have any children. I don’t want to put my willy in that secret hole.” Oh yes he will, and how!

  18. Grannymar said,

    September 23, 2008 at 9:54 pm

    @ChrisD - Be careful hoe many florets you eat. :roll:

    @Baino - I’m glad to make your day start with a smile!

  19. Dorothy Stahlnecker said,

    September 24, 2008 at 1:10 am

    That is so cute…out of the mouths of babes…they never fail to amaze me…

    Art Linkletter was had it so right when he said “Kids say the darnest things”..

    Dorothy from grammology
    grammology.com

  20. Magpie11 said,

    September 24, 2008 at 6:53 pm

    My parents tried to convince me it was something to do with fruit flies!

    broccoli?

    Mind you I do like some of the ideas put forth here. Err! There!

  21. Grannymar said,

    September 24, 2008 at 7:46 pm

    Magpie

    Fruitflies and gooseberry bushes… that was it!

    Gives a whole new meaning to Playing gooseberry! :roll:

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