September 13, 2008 at 7:54 pm
· Filed under Photography
The mist was so thick I couldn’t see the end of the garden. There was no way I could avoid seeing this
And this.
There was no sign of the lady who crafted this lacework. I hope she is not in the garage 
Now I have forgotten why I went out in the first place…
I’ll tell you tomorrow when I remember. Well I am old and bold.
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September 13, 2008 at 8:07 am
· Filed under Way to live, learning
- At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
- Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
- Put your rubbish bin on your desk and label it “in”.
- Don’t use any punctuation.
- Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
- Go to a poetry recital, and ask why the poems don’t rhyme?
- Five days in advance, tell your friends you can’t attend their party because you’re not in the mood.
- When the money comes out the ATM, scream “I won! I won!”
- When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Exit, yelling “Run for your lives! They’re loose!”
- Tell your children over dinner, “due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.”
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