Thursday Special ~ Sunday Morning Exercise
I will never hear church bells ringing again without smiling…
I think you need to put down that hot coffee… NOW!
Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Mary Kate went straight to her grandparent’s house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her.
When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, “He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday Morning.”
Horrified, Mary Kate told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.
“Oh no, my dear,” replied granny. “Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church Bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm.
Nice and slow and even…….. Nothing too strenuous…. simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong.”
She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued,
“He’d still be alive if the fire engine hadn’t come along.
steph said,
September 11, 2008 at 9:50 am
This story brings a whole new meaning to Chuck Berry’s song…
My Ding-A-Ling-A-Ling
“When I was a little biddy boy
My grandma bought me a cute little toy
Two Silver bells on a string
She told me it was my ding-a-ling-a-ling”
Ding!….Dong!
Grannymar said,
September 11, 2008 at 11:16 am
Steph
Now not alone am I smiling I and singing My Ding-A-Ling-A-Ling as well. Watch out, you might sing it in your sleep!
TheChrisD said,
September 11, 2008 at 12:44 pm
Are there still fire engines these days that use a bell, rather than an electronic siren?
Grannymar said,
September 11, 2008 at 12:52 pm
Chris D
The electronic siren still has a rythem to it!
Try listening.
kenju said,
September 11, 2008 at 4:27 pm
HAHAHAHAHA!
Lottie said,
September 11, 2008 at 4:54 pm
Ingenious! Im off to start a fire!
Betty said,
September 11, 2008 at 10:00 pm
Ohmygoodness! I’m sore from laughing!
Grannymar said,
September 11, 2008 at 10:08 pm
I wondered what the noise was, now I know. Should I call the ambulance?
Magpie 11 said,
September 12, 2008 at 12:24 am
Hee Haw! Snort!
It’s 12;25 on Friday…and I have missed a whole day somewhere…I’ll go to bed smiling!
Grannymar said,
September 12, 2008 at 9:56 am
Magpie
I hope the dreams were sweet!
Baino said,
September 12, 2008 at 10:38 am
Haha Granny mar had a Nancy moment! And damn you Steph for putting that stupid song in my head, it won’t go away!
Grannymar said,
September 12, 2008 at 12:25 pm
Baino
It is alright, Steph paid for it yesterday!
Lorna said,
September 12, 2008 at 12:53 pm
very good - I really like the jokes you post. Having the blues today where I am even cross with myself! and that really cheered me up.
thank you!
Grannymar said,
September 12, 2008 at 1:46 pm
Lorna
Most days we find something to laugh at round here, so call in and join the fun!
raptureponies said,
September 12, 2008 at 5:41 pm
lol… i wonder if i’m allowed tell my mam that one…
Grannymar said,
September 12, 2008 at 5:45 pm
raptureponies
Why not?