WHO DOES WHAT
A man and his wife were having an argument about who
should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, ‘You should do it because you get up first, and then we don’t have to wait as long to get our coffee.
The husband said, ‘You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee.’
Wife replies, ‘No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee.’
Husband replies, ‘I can’t believe that, show me.’
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says:
‘HEBREWS‘
steph said,
July 27, 2008 at 8:59 am
Some people just pick up the phone and ring for service
It’ll be all change though tomorrow morning!
Mornin’ Grannymar
Grannymar said,
July 27, 2008 at 10:01 am
Steph
It is a long time since I had ‘room service’ of any kind!
TheChrisD said,
July 27, 2008 at 12:24 pm
I’ve been immune to bad puns ever since Jeremy Dixon from the FM104 Phone Show started making at least 15 of them a night…
Sam said,
July 27, 2008 at 1:06 pm
Hebrews!! Ha ha very funny.
By the way, I have tagged you for the six quirky things meme, but that post wont appear until tomorrow (sorry!) as I didn’t want to post twice in one day!
Yukon Chatter Bug said,
July 27, 2008 at 6:04 pm
My husband was brewing the coffee just as I was reading your post. Ha! Had to read it to him. I thought it was hilarious, he didn’t.
Grannymar said,
July 27, 2008 at 6:35 pm
@ChrisD - I don’t mind you being immune to a pun, so long as you are not immune to fun!
@Sam - I wonder if i did that one before??? I will have to check in the morning.
@Yukon Chatter Bug - Welcome to the party. Lucky you having a husband to make your coffee!
Yukon Chatter Bug said,
July 27, 2008 at 7:18 pm
I’ve only been subscribed to your RSS feed a short while now, and just read your story<a href=”http://www.grannymar.com/blog/2008/04/25/the-light-went-out/”The light went out…
I welled up more than once while reading it. You really have a wonderful way of expressing yourself with words, especially about an experience where most people don’t know what to say or how to say it.
Thank you for sharing, and yes, I feel lucky.
Yukon Chatter Bug said,
July 27, 2008 at 7:18 pm
Oops, I was trying to link to your post. Sorry for the jibberish.
Grannymar said,
July 27, 2008 at 7:23 pm
No problem Chatter Bug, I think everyone knows what you mean.
Magpie11 said,
July 27, 2008 at 7:24 pm
Um….where did my comment go then?
Something like, “Oh my gawsh! Where do you get them?”
Grannymar said,
July 27, 2008 at 7:43 pm
Magpie
No idea what happened. You were not in with the 100 spam comments. Not sure you would want to be either.
Magpie 11 said,
July 28, 2008 at 11:43 am
Yeuk! Spam!
Boarding school high tea…Spam Fritters on a Thursday!
Grannymar said,
July 28, 2008 at 12:30 pm
Magpie
Fritters from the contents of the spam folder would not be a good idea!