Thursday Special ~ Holy Prostitution
A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye….It reads:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 10 MILES
He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives on without a second thought. Soon he sees another sign which reads:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 5 MILES
Suddenly he begins to realize that these signs are for real and drives past a third sign saying:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION NEXT RIGHT
His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the far side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next to the door reading:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks, “What may we do for you my son?”
He answers, “I saw your signs along the highway and was interested in possibly doing business….”
“Very well my son. Please follow me.” He is led through many winding passages and is soon quite disoriented. The nun stops at a closed door and tells the man, “Please knock on this door.”
He does so and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup answers the door… This nun instructs, “Please place $100 in the cup then go through the large wooden door at the end of the hallway.”
He puts $100 in the cup, eagerly trots down the hall and slips through the door pulling it shut behind him. The door locks, and he finds himself back in the parking lot facing another sign:
GO IN PEACE.
YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF ST.FRANCIS. SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER
Lottie said,
July 24, 2008 at 9:56 am
Solicitation is a nasty habit!
steph said,
July 24, 2008 at 10:34 am
Holy Moses! GM
Where do you get them?
I’m a SINNER you know…
but not the type the Sisters of St Francis had in mind. All will be explained in due course.
Grannymar said,
July 24, 2008 at 11:45 am
@Lottie - It sure is!
@Steph - OK, spill the beans!
steph said,
July 24, 2008 at 12:32 pm
Sorry! Grannymar
I can’t spill the beans until permitted.
You’ll just have to be patient
Nancy said,
July 24, 2008 at 2:41 pm
This convent must be where the laundry Man went to see if the nuns had any dirty habits.
And….As they say in the house of horizontal refreshment,
“It’s a business doing pleasure with you.”
redmum said,
July 24, 2008 at 3:49 pm
ha funny
Tim said,
July 24, 2008 at 4:54 pm
He was none too pleased, I can imagine……
Good gag.
TheChrisD said,
July 24, 2008 at 4:56 pm
Only $100? Those are some cheap whores
Grannymar said,
July 24, 2008 at 5:03 pm
@Steph - You are terrible keeping secrets like that!
@Nancy - I love it!
@redmum -
@Tim - welcome to the nunnery! I am sure he was disgusted.
@ChrisD - What would a nice young man like you know about such things
TheChrisD said,
July 24, 2008 at 6:03 pm
I blame American TV shows.
Nancy said,
July 24, 2008 at 6:36 pm
Got you chained to the TV,do they, ChrisD?
Try the on/off switch.
Thriftcriminal said,
July 24, 2008 at 7:36 pm
Good one!
Darlene said,
July 24, 2008 at 7:42 pm
I call that entrapment. Sue the gals.
Baino said,
July 24, 2008 at 9:47 pm
Haha . . early morning giggle as usual! It’s beginning to be a habit . . . no pun intended!
Little Miss said,
July 25, 2008 at 4:46 pm
Great tummy tickler GM. It’s definitely one to remember.