Thursday Special ~ Sunday Sermon
Sunday Sermon
“Dear Lord,” the Pastor began, with arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face.
“Without you, we are but dust…” He would have continued but at that moment a very obedient daughter who was listening leaned over and asked quite audibly in her shrill little four year old girl voice,
“Mum, what is butt dust?”
steph said,
July 3, 2008 at 10:05 am
Dear Grannymar
Without you, we are but lost…
steph said,
July 3, 2008 at 10:33 am
Or even…
Without you, we are but slack…
And with you, we are but perky
Grannymar said,
July 3, 2008 at 10:38 am
Morning Steph!
You mighht be perky, I’m on my knees… with pins everywhere
Mike said,
July 3, 2008 at 10:40 am
Without you GM blogging wouldn’t be the same…the humour would be lost.. speaking of which now where did I put that creme de cassise
Grannymar said,
July 3, 2008 at 10:54 am
Mike you are hugging that creme de cassise very tight. Steph and I have glasses ready.
Mike said,
July 3, 2008 at 11:13 am
GM, Steph - let the party begin!
steph said,
July 3, 2008 at 11:14 am
GM
Mind you don’t sit on those pins or…
your butt might go bang!
@ Mike - My glass is at the ready!
Grannymar said,
July 3, 2008 at 11:22 am
My place is a bit crowded right now I have four Welsh Male Voice Choirs singing for my entertainment
Can you hear them?
steph said,
July 3, 2008 at 11:28 am
All I can hear is the ‘ting’ of my glass ‘cos it’s so empty
The creme de cassis will never go round that lot, GM!
Sneak out the back and we’ll meet you at the gate
Mike said,
July 3, 2008 at 11:28 am
Ah but you haven’t heard me sing!
Steph-what will we do about the Welsh Male Voice Choirs?
I had a rock’n roll band lined up
Grannymar said,
July 3, 2008 at 11:34 am
I had a Steel Band from the Carribean here earlier, far better than any Wii for exercise.
Is it any wonder I get out of breath!
steph said,
July 3, 2008 at 11:50 am
GM
I’d worry about you…
having a Wii shouldn’t make you puff and pant like that!
Grannymar said,
July 3, 2008 at 12:13 pm
Steph
With all this laughing I need a wii or a wee before I wet myself!
TheChrisD said,
July 3, 2008 at 12:34 pm
GM, without we are but….
Hmm, everyone’s already used up the good ones…
steph said,
July 3, 2008 at 12:40 pm
Ooh! Here’s someone else to join the party!
@ Mike
Could you arrange a bit of this please…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bpbuqh12oj4
No Vikings though this time as they’ll only plunder all the drink!
Geri Atric said,
July 3, 2008 at 2:55 pm
LOL! But oo-er…if we are but dust, then there’s someone either coming or going under my bed!
Nancy said,
July 3, 2008 at 3:51 pm
I love the things kids say especially when it is very serious to them .
A boy was in Sunday School and was told to write about the Israelites.
He wrote that the Israelites were trying very hard to establish their own country but it was difficult because they had so much trouble with the mean Genitals……
Baino said,
July 3, 2008 at 7:02 pm
And there you two lushes are drinking Creme de Cassis out the back while shepherds wash their flocks by night!
After the christening of his baby brother in church, Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car. His father asked him three times what was wrong.
Finally, the boy replied,
‘That vicar said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home,
and I wanted to stay with you guys.’
Grannymar said,
July 3, 2008 at 7:12 pm
@ChrisD GM is just GM.
@Steph I had a great time sailing with Rod!
@Geri That sounds like my house at the moment - dust everywhere.
@Nancy Out of the mouth of babes…!
@Baino Steph is under the bushes… she can’t stick the pace. In the meantime Mike is singing sweetly in my ear
Nancy said,
July 4, 2008 at 12:06 am
Baino,
I LOVED that story!!!!!!!
Grannymar said,
July 4, 2008 at 12:15 am
Nancy
It’s the way she tells it!
ellen said,
July 4, 2008 at 9:36 am
Ohhhh that was funny!!
Grannymar said,
July 4, 2008 at 10:16 am
Ellen
Take care you are visiting the funny farm!
Magpie11 said,
July 4, 2008 at 9:11 pm
I’ll bring the bubbly and we can have Kir Royale…or just bubbly if the cassis has all gone…mind you if we all meet up in Dublin we could try Black Velvet!
Late again…
Grannymar said,
July 4, 2008 at 9:17 pm
Magpie
I think Mike is under the table with the cassis. I can hear him snore!