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	<title>Comments on: You Can Do Better&#8230;</title>
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	<description>I am not a has-been. I am a will be. Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we are here we might as well dance</description>
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		<title>By: Grannymar</title>
		<link>http://www.grannymar.com/blog/2008/06/24/you-can-do-better/#comment-8947</link>
		<dc:creator>Grannymar</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jun 2008 08:36:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Nancy 

Did you ever try it out? ;)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Nancy </p>
<p>Did you ever try it out? <img src='http://www.grannymar.com/blog/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /></p>
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		<title>By: Nancy</title>
		<link>http://www.grannymar.com/blog/2008/06/24/you-can-do-better/#comment-8940</link>
		<dc:creator>Nancy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jun 2008 23:52:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>If I ever told my Irish Granny that I wished I had something she would always say,

"Wish in one hand and pee in the other and see which one gets filled up first."</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If I ever told my Irish Granny that I wished I had something she would always say,</p>
<p>&#8220;Wish in one hand and pee in the other and see which one gets filled up first.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: Lottie</title>
		<link>http://www.grannymar.com/blog/2008/06/24/you-can-do-better/#comment-8935</link>
		<dc:creator>Lottie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jun 2008 21:53:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Don't drink bleach.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Don&#8217;t drink bleach.</p>
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		<title>By: Darren</title>
		<link>http://www.grannymar.com/blog/2008/06/24/you-can-do-better/#comment-8932</link>
		<dc:creator>Darren</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jun 2008 20:58:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@Dardar(D2) Lmao - They're brilliant. You have Lottie and I in stitches here.

(Grannymar - I like your too)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@Dardar(D2) Lmao - They&#8217;re brilliant. You have Lottie and I in stitches here.</p>
<p>(Grannymar - I like your too)</p>
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		<title>By: Grannymar</title>
		<link>http://www.grannymar.com/blog/2008/06/24/you-can-do-better/#comment-8931</link>
		<dc:creator>Grannymar</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jun 2008 20:46:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Baino ~ I love the last one!  We are all visitors on this earth.

Dave ~  That reminds me I have something for you... its round and blue! ;)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Baino ~ I love the last one!  We are all visitors on this earth.</p>
<p>Dave ~  That reminds me I have something for you&#8230; its round and blue! <img src='http://www.grannymar.com/blog/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /></p>
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		<title>By: d@\/e</title>
		<link>http://www.grannymar.com/blog/2008/06/24/you-can-do-better/#comment-8930</link>
		<dc:creator>d@\/e</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jun 2008 20:36:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I might steal even more than Phil and send them to a publisher somewhere ;-) 

I reckon the best one must be Darragh's...
“Sorry young, hot, single girl, I’m taken. I’m a Grannymar Toyboy”</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I might steal even more than Phil and send them to a publisher somewhere <img src='http://www.grannymar.com/blog/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>I reckon the best one must be Darragh&#8217;s&#8230;<br />
“Sorry young, hot, single girl, I’m taken. I’m a Grannymar Toyboy”</p>
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		<title>By: Baino</title>
		<link>http://www.grannymar.com/blog/2008/06/24/you-can-do-better/#comment-8928</link>
		<dc:creator>Baino</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jun 2008 20:17:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Here's a few aboriginal ones:
Keep your eyes on the sun and you will not see the shadows.

Those who lost dreaming are found.

 The more you know, the less you need.

We are all visitors to this time, this place. We are just passing through. Our purpose here is to observe, to learn, to grow, to love... and then we return home.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Here&#8217;s a few aboriginal ones:<br />
Keep your eyes on the sun and you will not see the shadows.</p>
<p>Those who lost dreaming are found.</p>
<p> The more you know, the less you need.</p>
<p>We are all visitors to this time, this place. We are just passing through. Our purpose here is to observe, to learn, to grow, to love&#8230; and then we return home.</p>
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		<title>By: Grannymar</title>
		<link>http://www.grannymar.com/blog/2008/06/24/you-can-do-better/#comment-8927</link>
		<dc:creator>Grannymar</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jun 2008 19:23:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Primal

Thay are terrific and all new to me!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Primal</p>
<p>Thay are terrific and all new to me!</p>
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		<title>By: Primal Sneeze</title>
		<link>http://www.grannymar.com/blog/2008/06/24/you-can-do-better/#comment-8926</link>
		<dc:creator>Primal Sneeze</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jun 2008 19:17:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The mother lode: (Stolen? Yes, of course)

    * You can listen to thunder after lightening and tell how close you came to getting hit. If you don’t hear it, you got hit, so never mind.
    * Talc is found on rocks and on babies.
    * The law of gravity says its not fair jumping up without coming back down.
    * Rainbows are just to look at, not to really understand.
    * Someday we may discover how to make magnets that can point in any direction.
    * A vibration is a motion that cannot make up its mind which way it wants to go.
    * Many dead animals in the past changed to fossils while others preferred to be oil.
    * Genetics explain why you look like your father and if you don’t why you should.
    * Vacuums are nothings. We only mention them to let them know we know they’re there.
    * Some oxygen molecules help fires burn while others help make water, so sometimes it’s brother against brother.
    * We say the cause of perfume disappearing is evaporation. Evaporation gets blamed for a lot of things people forget to put the top on.
    * To most people solutions mean finding the answers. But to chemists solutions are things that are still all mixed up.
    * In looking at a drop of water under a microscope, we find there are twice as many H’s as O’s.
    * I am not sure how clouds get formed. But the clouds know how to do it, and that is the important thing.
    * Water vapor gets together in a cloud. When it is big enough to be called a drop, it does.
    * Humidity is the experience of looking for air and finding water. We keep track of the humidity in the air so we won’t drown when we breathe.
    * Cyanide is so poisonous that one drop of it on a dogs tongue will kill the strongest man.
    * Thunder is a rich source of loudness.
    * Isotherms and isobars are even more important than their names sound.
    * It is so hot in some places that the people there have to live in other places.
    * The wind is like the air, only pushier.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The mother lode: (Stolen? Yes, of course)</p>
<p>    * You can listen to thunder after lightening and tell how close you came to getting hit. If you don’t hear it, you got hit, so never mind.<br />
    * Talc is found on rocks and on babies.<br />
    * The law of gravity says its not fair jumping up without coming back down.<br />
    * Rainbows are just to look at, not to really understand.<br />
    * Someday we may discover how to make magnets that can point in any direction.<br />
    * A vibration is a motion that cannot make up its mind which way it wants to go.<br />
    * Many dead animals in the past changed to fossils while others preferred to be oil.<br />
    * Genetics explain why you look like your father and if you don’t why you should.<br />
    * Vacuums are nothings. We only mention them to let them know we know they’re there.<br />
    * Some oxygen molecules help fires burn while others help make water, so sometimes it’s brother against brother.<br />
    * We say the cause of perfume disappearing is evaporation. Evaporation gets blamed for a lot of things people forget to put the top on.<br />
    * To most people solutions mean finding the answers. But to chemists solutions are things that are still all mixed up.<br />
    * In looking at a drop of water under a microscope, we find there are twice as many H’s as O’s.<br />
    * I am not sure how clouds get formed. But the clouds know how to do it, and that is the important thing.<br />
    * Water vapor gets together in a cloud. When it is big enough to be called a drop, it does.<br />
    * Humidity is the experience of looking for air and finding water. We keep track of the humidity in the air so we won’t drown when we breathe.<br />
    * Cyanide is so poisonous that one drop of it on a dogs tongue will kill the strongest man.<br />
    * Thunder is a rich source of loudness.<br />
    * Isotherms and isobars are even more important than their names sound.<br />
    * It is so hot in some places that the people there have to live in other places.<br />
    * The wind is like the air, only pushier.</p>
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		<title>By: Grannymar</title>
		<link>http://www.grannymar.com/blog/2008/06/24/you-can-do-better/#comment-8923</link>
		<dc:creator>Grannymar</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jun 2008 17:24:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Mike what day is it?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Mike what day is it?</p>
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