Thursday Special Jerusalem
A man from New York and his ever-nagging wife went on holiday to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker was called and he told the husband “You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land, for $150.”
The man thought about it and told the undertaker he would just have her shipped home.
The undertaker asked, “Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?”
The man replied, “Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can’t take that chance…
Deborah said,
February 14, 2008 at 11:17 am
That’s brilliant Grannymar! Made my day!
Grannymar said,
February 14, 2008 at 11:19 am
Deborah we all need a smile on a Thursday.
It was always the day I liked least in the week.
chrisb said,
February 14, 2008 at 12:48 pm
Love it!!
PaddyAnglican said,
February 14, 2008 at 2:37 pm
Good argument for Cremation
Grannymar said,
February 14, 2008 at 8:08 pm
PA, Cremation is the way I plan to go!
steph said,
February 14, 2008 at 8:21 pm
Aah! You’re back, Grannymar
Did you have your hands full fending off the Toyboys today?
Grannymar said,
February 14, 2008 at 8:26 pm
Now Steph, how did you know I was out of puff?
I’m not telling which Toyboy I was chasing today.
steph said,
February 14, 2008 at 8:33 pm
You should get yourself some batteries so you’ll keep going for ever like the Duracell Bunny!
Grannymar said,
February 14, 2008 at 8:34 pm
It might need more than Duracell to keep this Bunny going!!
Jefferson Davis said,
February 14, 2008 at 8:35 pm
LOL….That is hilarious Grannymar!
Happy Valentine’s Day. 
Grannymar said,
February 14, 2008 at 8:39 pm
Hi JD and thanks.
Happy Valentine’s to you too!