Thursday Special Toilet Cleaning Instructions:
Several posts have had a lavatorial theme of late and since Nancy passed this on to me, I think it is just what I need to clean up my act.
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Put both the lid and the seat of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close down the lid. You may need to stand on the lid. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a ‘power-wash’ and ‘rinse’.
Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both the lid and the seat.
The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.
Both the bowl and the cat will be sparkling clean.
Sincerely,
The Dog
Granny said,
January 24, 2008 at 10:13 am
Grannymar… You’re as daft as a brush. You’re losing the plot too, I fear.
Grannymar said,
January 24, 2008 at 10:52 am
Hello Granny, where have you been all this while?
steph said,
January 24, 2008 at 11:21 am
My cat however is not impressed and refuses to laugh!
Grannymar said,
January 24, 2008 at 11:36 am
Steph, I almost wish I had a cat to try it out!
chrisb said,
January 24, 2008 at 11:57 am
That is very good provided you are not a cat LOL.
Brianf said,
January 24, 2008 at 12:17 pm
I need to borrow a cat to try this one.
Grannymar said,
January 24, 2008 at 12:34 pm
I know where you could get two!
Primal Sneeze said,
January 24, 2008 at 1:37 pm
Hey, it works!
Grannymar said,
January 24, 2008 at 1:40 pm
Sneezy is the cat the same colour now?
Nancy said,
January 24, 2008 at 3:02 pm
Grannymar,
You mentioned that I had sent this to you and I neglected to tell you one thing.
That cat was black when I put him in the toilet.
Deborah said,
January 24, 2008 at 3:12 pm
Heh! You had me at the pet shampoo. Here’s me thinking Grannymar must have some awesome tip that pet shampoo is a much better alternative to toilet duck!
I need to get out more!
Grannymar said,
January 24, 2008 at 3:19 pm
Nancy do you think we might start a new trend for bleached cats!
Deborah you mean Grannymar should get out more!
steph said,
January 24, 2008 at 5:14 pm
Has anyone seen my cat? He seems to have mysteriously disappeared
There’s a hungry white one looking in the window at me but my cat is black!
Grannymar said,
January 24, 2008 at 5:24 pm
Steph he is in the bathroom! Keep up Girl, keep up!
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