Comments on: Out of the mouth of babes http://www.grannymar.com/blog/2008/01/20/out-of-the-mouth-of-babes/ I am not a has-been. I am a will be. Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we are here we might as well dance Fri, 10 Feb 2012 02:47:12 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.2 By: Grannymar http://www.grannymar.com/blog/2008/01/20/out-of-the-mouth-of-babes/#comment-3714 Grannymar Sun, 20 Jan 2008 19:05:38 +0000 http://www.grannymar.com/blog/2008/01/20/out-of-the-mouth-of-babes/#comment-3714 Steph, wait ontil Elly reads that! Shades of Marius a french cat who came through the rooflite and landed on her face! She is allergic to cats. I t is not funny. Steph, wait ontil Elly reads that! Shades of Marius a french cat who came through the rooflite and landed on her face! She is allergic to cats. I t is not funny.

]]> By: steph http://www.grannymar.com/blog/2008/01/20/out-of-the-mouth-of-babes/#comment-3713 steph Sun, 20 Jan 2008 18:31:41 +0000 http://www.grannymar.com/blog/2008/01/20/out-of-the-mouth-of-babes/#comment-3713 Grannymar/Ian We did get our own back on the neighbours last summer. They put a new Velux window into the sloping roof of their bedroom and our cat managed to fall in through the open window in the middle of the night :-) Our neighbours got one hell of a fright but concluded that it must been a seagull on the roof and went back to sleep. Our cat then chose to reappear on their bed a short time later and gave them another lovely fright! :-D Grannymar/Ian

We did get our own back on the neighbours last summer. They put a new Velux window into the sloping roof of their bedroom and our cat managed to fall in through the open window in the middle of the night :-) Our neighbours got one hell of a fright but concluded that it must been a seagull on the roof and went back to sleep. Our cat then chose to reappear on their bed a short time later and gave them another lovely fright! :-D

]]> By: Grannymar http://www.grannymar.com/blog/2008/01/20/out-of-the-mouth-of-babes/#comment-3712 Grannymar Sun, 20 Jan 2008 17:38:44 +0000 http://www.grannymar.com/blog/2008/01/20/out-of-the-mouth-of-babes/#comment-3712 Nancy, and right she was too! Nancy, and right she was too!

]]> By: Nancy http://www.grannymar.com/blog/2008/01/20/out-of-the-mouth-of-babes/#comment-3711 Nancy Sun, 20 Jan 2008 17:32:21 +0000 http://www.grannymar.com/blog/2008/01/20/out-of-the-mouth-of-babes/#comment-3711 I heard about a little girl whose beloved dog, Hunter, had died. To make her feel better, her brother told her that Jesus had taken Hunter up to Heaven to be with Him. "Well, you just tell Jesus to get his own dog and bring Hunter back to me." I heard about a little girl whose beloved dog, Hunter, had died.

To make her feel better, her brother told her that Jesus had taken Hunter up to Heaven to be with Him.

“Well, you just tell Jesus to get his own dog and bring Hunter back to me.”

]]> By: Grannymar http://www.grannymar.com/blog/2008/01/20/out-of-the-mouth-of-babes/#comment-3709 Grannymar Sun, 20 Jan 2008 16:29:53 +0000 http://www.grannymar.com/blog/2008/01/20/out-of-the-mouth-of-babes/#comment-3709 Ian, I hope the wife sent him out to sleep with the dog! Ian, I hope the wife sent him out to sleep with the dog!

]]> By: Ian http://www.grannymar.com/blog/2008/01/20/out-of-the-mouth-of-babes/#comment-3708 Ian Sun, 20 Jan 2008 16:25:17 +0000 http://www.grannymar.com/blog/2008/01/20/out-of-the-mouth-of-babes/#comment-3708 Steph, There is a story of a man and wife who were woken every night by the neighbour's dog barking. Finally, the wife could stand it no more and sent her husband to do something. He reappeared after ten minutes, but the dog was still barking. "What did you do?" she asked. "Oh. I just tied the dog up in our garden to see how they liked it". Steph,

There is a story of a man and wife who were woken every night by the neighbour’s dog barking. Finally, the wife could stand it no more and sent her husband to do something. He reappeared after ten minutes, but the dog was still barking.

“What did you do?” she asked.

“Oh. I just tied the dog up in our garden to see how they liked it”.

]]> By: Grannymar http://www.grannymar.com/blog/2008/01/20/out-of-the-mouth-of-babes/#comment-3707 Grannymar Sun, 20 Jan 2008 15:36:36 +0000 http://www.grannymar.com/blog/2008/01/20/out-of-the-mouth-of-babes/#comment-3707 Chris steal away! Chris steal away!

]]> By: chrisb http://www.grannymar.com/blog/2008/01/20/out-of-the-mouth-of-babes/#comment-3706 chrisb Sun, 20 Jan 2008 15:28:10 +0000 http://www.grannymar.com/blog/2008/01/20/out-of-the-mouth-of-babes/#comment-3706 grannymar ~ now you could have added that tip to my vinegar hints!!! grannymar ~ now you could have added that tip to my vinegar hints!!!

]]> By: Grannymar http://www.grannymar.com/blog/2008/01/20/out-of-the-mouth-of-babes/#comment-3705 Grannymar Sun, 20 Jan 2008 13:05:55 +0000 http://www.grannymar.com/blog/2008/01/20/out-of-the-mouth-of-babes/#comment-3705 Brian I love it! Brian I love it!

]]> By: Brianf http://www.grannymar.com/blog/2008/01/20/out-of-the-mouth-of-babes/#comment-3704 Brianf Sun, 20 Jan 2008 12:58:29 +0000 http://www.grannymar.com/blog/2008/01/20/out-of-the-mouth-of-babes/#comment-3704 A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him." A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, “When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah”.The teacher asked, “What if Jonah went to hell?” The little girl replied, “Then you ask him.”

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