Thursday Special - MORNING SEX
She was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast.
He walked in;
She turned and said,
You’ve got to make love to me this very moment.’
His eyes lit up and he thought, ‘This is my lucky day.’
Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraced her and then gave it his all; right there on the kitchen table.
Afterwards she said, ‘Thanks,’ and returned to the stove.
More than a little puzzled, he asked, ‘What was that all about?’
She explained, ‘The egg timer’s broken.’
chrisb said,
January 17, 2008 at 1:26 pm
I spluttered my coffee when I got to the punch line so funny!
Grannymar said,
January 17, 2008 at 3:47 pm
I bet he wanted eggs every morning!
Betty said,
January 17, 2008 at 9:01 pm
Funny! I guess the punch line. Wonder if he broke the egg timer?
Nancy said,
January 17, 2008 at 10:18 pm
We have a TV commercial for a pizza shop that promises delivery in 30 minutes.
You see a couple in night clothes who have just ordered their pizza and he says,” We have time for some loving,don’t we?”
She replies,” Yes, but what are we going to do with the other 28 minutes?”
Grannymar said,
January 18, 2008 at 10:10 am
Betty ~ I never thought of that!
Nancy ~ Poor men we are always teasing them.