How to tell If You’re over the Hill
Your arms are almost too short to read the newspaper.
You buy shoes with crepe rubber soles.
The only reason you’re still awake at 2 a.m. is indigestion.
People ask you what colour your hair used to be.
You enjoy watching the news.
You have a dream about prunes.
You have more than 2 pair of glasses.
You read the obituaries daily.
You wear black socks with sandals.
You know all the warning signs of a heart attack.
steph said,
January 6, 2008 at 12:13 pm
And you also know when the time has come to call the Doc!
Fingers crossed for you, Grannymar
Steph xox
Grannymar said,
January 6, 2008 at 12:17 pm
The sun is shining, my heart is singing and I am off for a walk! Happy Sunday.
steph said,
January 6, 2008 at 12:29 pm
I’ll drink to that! Treat yourself to a hot toddy when you get back
chrisb said,
January 6, 2008 at 6:01 pm
That’s me then !
Hope you don’t mind me tagging you- don’t feel obliged to accept!
Grannymar said,
January 6, 2008 at 6:09 pm
Chris, are you ready for a hot toddy as well? Steph will be up in a minute, as soon as the kettle is boiled, so come on over.