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	<title>Comments on: Thursday Special - IF MY BODY WERE A CAR</title>
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	<description>I am not a has-been. I am a will be. Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we are here we might as well dance</description>
	<pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2012 07:25:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Linda S Amstutz</title>
		<link>http://www.grannymar.com/blog/2008/01/03/thursday-special-if-my-body-were-a-car/#comment-21655</link>
		<dc:creator>Linda S Amstutz</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Mar 2009 18:09:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>My name is Linda S Amstutz and I am the author of the essay, IF MY BODY WERE A CAR. You can view my copyright at www.braceguard.com/ifmybodywereacar.htm. Publishing my essay without permission is copyright infringement and a federal offense. 

If wish to continue using my essay on your blog, please add this under the title, "c2003 Linda S Amstutz. If you enjoyed this essay, you might enjoy more humor by Ms Amstutz at her blog http://anotherlinda.blogspot.com."

If you do not wish to add my byline and url to my blog, then please remove my essay from your blog. 

Thank you. Linda S Amstutz</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My name is Linda S Amstutz and I am the author of the essay, IF MY BODY WERE A CAR. You can view my copyright at <a href="http://www.braceguard.com/ifmybodywereacar.htm" rel="nofollow" onclick="urchinTracker('/outgoing/www.braceguard.com/ifmybodywereacar.htm?referer=');">http://www.braceguard.com/ifmybodywereacar.htm</a>. Publishing my essay without permission is copyright infringement and a federal offense. </p>
<p>If wish to continue using my essay on your blog, please add this under the title, &#8220;c2003 Linda S Amstutz. If you enjoyed this essay, you might enjoy more humor by Ms Amstutz at her blog <a href="http://anotherlinda.blogspot.com" rel="nofollow" onclick="urchinTracker('/outgoing/anotherlinda.blogspot.com?referer=');">http://anotherlinda.blogspot.com</a>.&#8221;</p>
<p>If you do not wish to add my byline and url to my blog, then please remove my essay from your blog. </p>
<p>Thank you. Linda S Amstutz</p>
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		<title>By: Wisewebwoman</title>
		<link>http://www.grannymar.com/blog/2008/01/03/thursday-special-if-my-body-were-a-car/#comment-3298</link>
		<dc:creator>Wisewebwoman</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Jan 2008 07:48:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>That's the part about aging that I like to call a symphony of sound, GM, when every orifice has its own voice and likes to be heard, seen or smelt.
XO
WWW</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That&#8217;s the part about aging that I like to call a symphony of sound, GM, when every orifice has its own voice and likes to be heard, seen or smelt.<br />
XO<br />
WWW</p>
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		<title>By: Betty</title>
		<link>http://www.grannymar.com/blog/2008/01/03/thursday-special-if-my-body-were-a-car/#comment-3292</link>
		<dc:creator>Betty</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jan 2008 21:57:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Funny, I have the same problem.  But, then, I was built for comfort, not for speed. lol</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Funny, I have the same problem.  But, then, I was built for comfort, not for speed. lol</p>
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		<title>By: chrisb</title>
		<link>http://www.grannymar.com/blog/2008/01/03/thursday-special-if-my-body-were-a-car/#comment-3286</link>
		<dc:creator>chrisb</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jan 2008 16:00:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Now remember some newer models are all show and cannot deliver the goods!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Now remember some newer models are all show and cannot deliver the goods!!</p>
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		<title>By: Grannymar</title>
		<link>http://www.grannymar.com/blog/2008/01/03/thursday-special-if-my-body-were-a-car/#comment-3285</link>
		<dc:creator>Grannymar</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jan 2008 15:26:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Sorry girls, I had a busy morning interviewing prospective Toyboy Chauffeurs.  Now I need to lie down in a darkened room for a while and think about them!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sorry girls, I had a busy morning interviewing prospective Toyboy Chauffeurs.  Now I need to lie down in a darkened room for a while and think about them!</p>
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		<title>By: steph</title>
		<link>http://www.grannymar.com/blog/2008/01/03/thursday-special-if-my-body-were-a-car/#comment-3278</link>
		<dc:creator>steph</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jan 2008 12:01:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Dorothy - if my body was a car, it would have been sent to the scrap heap years ago.  I think they broke the mould after they made me  ;-)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dorothy - if my body was a car, it would have been sent to the scrap heap years ago.  I think they broke the mould after they made me  <img src='http://www.grannymar.com/blog/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';-)' class='wp-smiley' /></p>
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		<title>By: Dorothy Stahlnecker</title>
		<link>http://www.grannymar.com/blog/2008/01/03/thursday-special-if-my-body-were-a-car/#comment-3275</link>
		<dc:creator>Dorothy Stahlnecker</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jan 2008 11:30:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>It's true, what inside is the really important part.  I need to think of what kind of car I'd like to be....hmmmm  BMW.......

Thanks for getting me to think..

Dorothy from grammology
remember to call gram
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s true, what inside is the really important part.  I need to think of what kind of car I&#8217;d like to be&#8230;.hmmmm  BMW&#8230;&#8230;.</p>
<p>Thanks for getting me to think..</p>
<p>Dorothy from grammology<br />
remember to call gram<br />
<a href="http://grammology.com" rel="nofollow" onclick="urchinTracker('/outgoing/grammology.com?referer=');">http://grammology.com</a></p>
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		<title>By: steph</title>
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		<dc:creator>steph</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jan 2008 10:37:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hilarious! :-D

Never mind the bodywork, it's what's on the inside that counts!

You obviously need a [Toyboy] mechanic to rev up that engine of yours! ;-)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hilarious! <img src='http://www.grannymar.com/blog/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':-D' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>Never mind the bodywork, it&#8217;s what&#8217;s on the inside that counts!</p>
<p>You obviously need a [Toyboy] mechanic to rev up that engine of yours! <img src='http://www.grannymar.com/blog/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';-)' class='wp-smiley' /></p>
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