Some advice for the Girls

Don’t imagine you can change a man - unless he’s in nappies.

What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.

Never let your man’s mind wander - it’s too little to be out alone.

Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature anyway.

Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.

Women don’t make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it.

If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.

The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn’t ask for directions.

Remember a sense of humour does not mean that you tell him jokes; it means that you laugh at his.

3 Comments »

  1. Nancy said,

    December 30, 2007 at 2:23 pm

    You’re right, Grannymar, those children of Isreal did wander the desert for forty years, and just think, if they had taken a right instead of a left they would have had all that OIL!!!!!!

  2. steph said,

    December 30, 2007 at 3:41 pm

    Thanks for the advice, Grannymar.

    It’s taken about 30 years but I think I have my man well-trained at this stage ;-)

  3. Baino said,

    December 31, 2007 at 9:29 pm

    There may be some truth in these GrannyMar, but never forget . . .”A man chases a woman until she catches him”. Poor dolts, they haven’t got a chance!

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