Some advice for the Girls
Don’t imagine you can change a man - unless he’s in nappies.
What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.
Never let your man’s mind wander - it’s too little to be out alone.
Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature anyway.
Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.
Women don’t make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it.
If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.
The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn’t ask for directions.
Remember a sense of humour does not mean that you tell him jokes; it means that you laugh at his.




Nancy said,
December 30, 2007 at 2:23 pm
You’re right, Grannymar, those children of Isreal did wander the desert for forty years, and just think, if they had taken a right instead of a left they would have had all that OIL!!!!!!
steph said,
December 30, 2007 at 3:41 pm
Thanks for the advice, Grannymar.
It’s taken about 30 years but I think I have my man well-trained at this stage
Baino said,
December 31, 2007 at 9:29 pm
There may be some truth in these GrannyMar, but never forget . . .”A man chases a woman until she catches him”. Poor dolts, they haven’t got a chance!