Some advice for the Girls
Don’t imagine you can change a man - unless he’s in nappies.
What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.
Never let your man’s mind wander - it’s too little to be out alone.
Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature anyway.
Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.
Women don’t make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it.
If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.
The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn’t ask for directions.
Remember a sense of humour does not mean that you tell him jokes; it means that you laugh at his.
